Love and Relationships

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dragondog4 Hastings, Hawkes Bay New Zealand
We have all heard of Dungeons and Dragons.

And I believe most of us have an idea on how its played. (Thanks to American TV and Sit Coms)

So i was thinking we create our own game along the same lines. And call it Love and Relationships.

Choose a name and a Profile and your choice of Weapon and embark on your journey.

Profiles: Glass's Wearing Librarian, Miss Popular, Team Captain, English Major, Maths Geek, Joe Average, Class Clown, Back of Field Dude, Car Geek, School Bully.

You start out at level 0: Which infers your at the level of poor, confused and unsure Teenager. You need 2000 points to get to next level.

Weapon of choice could be: Car,Condom,Lingerie item,Motorbike,Leather Jaacket, Leather Skirt, PVC suit. The choice could be limitless. But won't be. But would be between you and Gamemaster if you did try to introduce something new.

Each weapon has so much pulling Power. For example a Calculator has a 50% more chance of pulling a Maths Major than a Leather Jacket.

I know of a guy in real life, who scored using a Spa Pool as his gimic.

Move through life and see how you get on.
As your game controller moves you through life they keep throwing relationships at you and one night stands and career choices (Which affects income which affects pulling power or Relationship) instead of monsters. Roll your dice and make your decisions.

Now I believe it would be so cool to be sitting in a bar and have people walking in and whispering in awe "He's a level 20 in Love and Relationship" (Refer "Malcolm in the Middle" & the fat guy next Door).

I wonder if it took off for real, whether women would consider it a plus in a relationship if you had played this game and achieved a certain level.

I have an idea on how thick the rules and Guidelines are for Dungeons and dragons.
So you could possibly Double that For Love and relationships.
Question : Would you need a his and her version, Or could you create (with liason) a Generic version that cover both sex's.

Please Post ideas no matter how crazy laugh
Jimi123499 Central, Victoria Australia
dragondog4: Choose a name and a Profile and your choice of Weapon and embark on your journey.

Profiles: Glass's Wearing Librarian, Miss Popular, Team Captain, English Major, Maths Geek, Joe Average, Class Clown, Back of Field Dude, Car Geek, School Bully.

You start out at level 0: Which infers your at the level of poor, confused and unsure Teenager. You need 2000 points to get to next level.

Weapon of choice could be: Car,Condom,Lingerie item,Motorbike,Leather Jaacket, Leather Skirt, PVC suit. The choice could be limitless. But won't be. But would be between you and Gamemaster if you did try to introduce something new.


I'll be the Class Clown and I choose the motorbike........the bikes gotta be worth 500 points alone.......rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

I was thinking the game between adult relationships could be called "Mind Games"

wow



bbwandcute Tauranga, Bay of Plenty New Zealand
Can i be Glasses Wearing Librarian and books my choice of weapon!!
Then i can go straight to the top of the class.....

Jimmiscold you naughty getting that motorbike before me..stamps foot throws leather jacket on ground and sooky bubba's off..... lol!!teddybear Great Idea Drags... we might need a bit of edumication over it all but hey i will be in.... for a start!!
Do we get 20 bucks or a get out of jail card for free?>?devil



Justabloke 4510, Queensland Australia
thank for the leather jacket ill snatch that up off the ground, i'll take the fonz look and ill use his raceway durby car i like bumbing power, anyone seen Pinky Tuscadero



bbwandcute Tauranga, Bay of Plenty New Zealand
Fonz...hmmmm maybe more a Potsy lol!!!
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing tongue tongue
that'll teach ya for messing with the sacred leather jacket...doh
kidatheart Earth, Alberta Canada
Can I be Miss Popular with a lingerie item?shimmy flirty



Crazy enough?grin
rivame melbourne, Victoria Australia
kidatheart: Can I be Miss Popular with a lingerie item?
Crazy enough?


ummm excuse me H...

that item of lingerie....

you only wanted to borrow it for one night.....

I need it back NOW...

to be the class clown..

wearing the lingerie..

using the bra as a weapon...

well slingshot actually....

and well I forgot the question.......

laugh laugh



Justabloke 4510, Queensland Australia
bbwandcute: Fonz...hmmmm maybe more a Potsy lol!!!

that'll teach ya for messing with the sacred leather jacket...

Thanks Ralphjaw droprolling on the floor laughing

hey i'am even to cool to be coolhead banger
kidatheart Earth, Alberta Canada
rivame: ummm excuse me H...

that item of lingerie....

you only wanted to borrow it for one night.....

I need it back NOW...

to be the class clown..

wearing the lingerie..

using the bra as a weapon...

well slingshot actually....

and well I forgot the question.......




Ummm...Sweetie, it wasn't a brablushing
rivame melbourne, Victoria Australia
kidatheart: Ummm...Sweetie, it wasn't a bra



blushing was it the thong you left...

under the bed....

omg my mistakeblushing

teddybear



bbwandcute Tauranga, Bay of Plenty New Zealand
Oi... will you two go get a room!!!

lol!!!

Bra and thong slingshot competition....hmmm my bets would be on ...
um... oh who cares would be funny to watch.... ammunition could be water balloons....kiss yay teddybear
kidatheart Earth, Alberta Canada
rivame: was it the thong you left...

under the bed....

omg my mistake



giggle Nope, but you're getting warmer.

kiss
kidatheart Earth, Alberta Canada
blushing Sorry, can't help it somedays
rivame melbourne, Victoria Australia
bbwandcute: Oi... will you two go get a room!!!

lol!!!

Bra and thong slingshot competition....hmmm my bets would be on ...
um... oh who cares would be funny to watch.... ammunition could be water balloons....


we have got a roomblushing blushing

just filling in a couple of minutes...

rest time you knowwink

laugh laugh
rivame melbourne, Victoria Australia
kidatheart: Nope, but you're getting warmer.


blushing blushing

looking under the bed for what else is there...

are thse hand cuffs yours or mineblushing

laugh laugh
kidatheart Earth, Alberta Canada
rivame: looking under the bed for what else is there...

are thse hand cuffs yours or mine



Not sure but I was curious where the rubber ducky came fromhmmm

I guess D&D is a bit different for some.devil

yay kiss



Lou79 Near Echuca, New South Wales Australia
Just crashing this thread to say hiyah folks!..

*ducking out quietly*


innocent
rivame melbourne, Victoria Australia
Lou79: Just crashing this thread to say hiyah folks!..

*ducking out quietly*


please shut the door behind youblushing blushing















Hey Lou.......come and join us.....

just bring the JB.....wave kiss laugh



Lou79 Near Echuca, New South Wales Australia
JB here already. Chilled on ice. Here *passes a huge one to you Riv*

wink

I can't type too much, am hiding from someone who will be at my door soon lol..

but I will be back and forth..

so sip slowly!
rivame melbourne, Victoria Australia
Lou79: JB here already. Chilled on ice. Here *passes a huge one to you Riv*



I can't type too much, am hiding from someone who will be at my door soon lol..

but I will be back and forth..

so sip slowly!


sometimes back and forth is ...

so much better than up and down.....laugh laugh

are you typing in the dark....cool cool




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