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Jimi123499 Central, Victoria Australia
kidatheart: Can I be Miss Popular with a lingerie item?
Crazy enough?


that was my second choice lol...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing



Jimi123499 Central, Victoria Australia
Lou79: I can't type too much, am hiding from someone who will be at my door soon lol..


not me!!!!!!!

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing



bbwandcute Tauranga, Bay of Plenty New Zealand

Hiding from people is not good louscold scold unless they have a black mask on and a baseball bat then ...it is oktongue
dragondog4 Hastings, Hawkes Bay New Zealand
Sorry to be Mr practicality.
BUT: Before we can play the game we have to formalise the rules. I was Hoping you guys would help formulate the rules.

I mean a guy with a Lingerie item. (And there are a few of them) is the game stacked against them or do they get a bonus for not being afraid of what others think.

Is a librarian more attracted to the good or bad persona. (Too many bad American teenage movies laugh)

The game would need to reflect life. The fonz for example would score well in attraction but badly in relationship. Pinky Tuscodiro would score well in attraction, but how would she score in relationships.

Situations like this.

Celebrate Birthday with fellow employees and Boss.

1 - 3 Get totalled and vomit over Boss (Throw six sided dice to see consequences)
4 - 6 Seduce the boss (Throw nine sided dice to find out consequences)
7 - 9 Loose all inhibitions and start table top dancing ( Throw six sided dice to see consequences)
10 - 12 Got left behind as you went to toilet. (Throw 9 sided dice to see what you do next)
13 - 15 Go outside for smoke or breath of Fresh air. (Throw six sided dice to see what happens to Purse/Wallet left unattended)
16 - 18 Get into Punch up with fellow employee whom you don't much like. (Throw nine sided dice to see how you fared)
19 - 20 Seduce fellow worker whom you have somewhat fancied for a while. (Throw six sided dice to see where you go to get to know each other better)
21 - 22 Play Drinking Games and have fun. (Throw six sided dice to see how well you competed and your popularity from competition)
23 - 24 Recieve Phone Call that drags you away from your organised Party. ( Throw 12 sided dice to see what Phone Call was about & how it affects your relationship with fellow employees)
SatelliteServer Toronto, Ontario Canada
For five cents! people actually puke on there bosses, I came close...

Was on a Drilling Rig on the Alaska hyway, just had some white gravey on some kinda chow, anyway back to The Drill floor, I started getting a little sick so I leaned over the rail and let it Rip, it came out in sheets, wind caught it and it landed on the Blow Out Preventer and a nice coat over the gauges, "I glance in the Cut and here comes the Tool Push"


back to the Drill I went,

Boss aproached me in the Rig Camp Kitchen and told me he had to throw away his gloves after cleaning the gauges, I was laughing for months over that one, I still laugh over that one....

How many points is that worth?

dancing
raina Napier, Hawkes Bay New Zealand
rivame: sometimes back and forth is ...

so much better than up and down.....

are you typing in the dark....


Re all the comments
I haven't had a good laugh for a long time. Will leave you to it, bit out of my league



bbwandcute Tauranga, Bay of Plenty New Zealand

OMG i have some good boss and drinking stories... cripes can we score high for these stories.... i have a few classics!!

Me and my boss were banned from a pub in town for life... after she got caught climbing up the firescape to get in and find me and i tipped a glass of beer over the publicans head for throwing her out!! Then got chatting to the policeman outside the pub who had been called because of us being deemed a 'disturbance' and them telling us that they had to go because there was a disturbance in the pub then they came out and chased us and we managed to get away... then went for skinny dipping with the guys we were with..... awesome night!! We got clean away with it... except for the ban in place... lol!

Got picked up in a firemans lift by my boss because i had been to a work doo and literally face planted the pavement due to excessive drinking... to get me on the bus he had to pick me up and put me over his shoulder... march me down to the end of the bus!!


Had a boss not talk to me for six months after i walked into her office pretending i had a stomach bug and saying oh i am not feeling well and then saying ooops and sqeezing a whoopy cushion between my thighs....lettnga big whoopy cushion fart emit... the other manager in the office pee'd herself laughing and saw the funny side.... unfortunately my boss didnt... no sense of humour... scold

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SatelliteServer Toronto, Ontario Canada
OMG i have some good boss and drinking stories... cripes can we score high for these stories.... i have a few classics!!

SatelliteServer Toronto, Ontario Canada
sounds like a twister
dragondog4 Hastings, Hawkes Bay New Zealand
Great Stories Guys.

They made me laugh. You tell me how you scored though.

I know if I was your boss you'd be on the unemployment lines.

But since I'm an innocent bystander I'm rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing



bbwandcute Tauranga, Bay of Plenty New Zealand

Well drags i am still best friend with one boss... so couldnt of been too bad and well to be honest.... i was a lot lot younger those stories happened when i was a lot younger, carefree and knew not to take life too too seriously... lol!! Now i am just boring...........help but am still a free spirit...
dragondog4 Hastings, Hawkes Bay New Zealand
bbwandcute: Well drags i am still best friend with one boss... so couldnt of been too bad and well to be honest.... i was a lot lot younger those stories happened when i was a lot younger, carefree and knew not to take life too too seriously... lol!! Now i am just boring........... but am still a free spirit...


What type Gin, Whisky, or Vodka. I beg you please don't say Tequila.laugh



Jimi123499 Central, Victoria Australia
Remember, if you tell your boss what you think of him at a Christmas Party, always make sure he's had more to drink than you! very mad

He will be more worried about dancing on the tables naked, than what you said to him.........drinking dunno
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