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Oops i fess up Arty its me..

Nope, not you either Kizzy27

lol, im trying to be serious

Ok...........

oooppps sorry serious face on now.











so shoot...............

Dear Arty,

You need your guard up always......It's not a nice thing to happen but get back on the horse and ride. You are well liked here and just need to have fun......

Jimi

Ok*pulls face into a straight face like shape and tries not to laugh*, so yea, theres probably 1 if not 2 people on here that iv'e met on here like that, has anyone here had similar expireances? and if so, whats your take on them?

Cool, thanks for the advice Dr Jimi, i will try

You know Arty some people are just players there not really here to find a connection ,Just to mess with your head , its happened to me & im sure alot of others on this site & sites like it .
Players are basically shallow individuals who are generally very very immature they may seem together but to toy with anothers emotions without regard is cruel & mean .
could be worse i was talking to a friend who was chattin up this girl for about three months then found out she was a 65 yr old man...
sooooooooo count ya blessings

Always keep an open mind, Until you meet falling is not aloud

Remember all strong relationships are built on friendship to begin with.

JMO

Take it slowwwwwwwww, prepare for the worst and pray for the best.

Cool, thanks for the advice Kizzy27, i couldn't agree more. Eww, thats just wrong, i don't know how people can do that...maybe because their life sucks and they in such a miserable state that they have to make others miserable to?, i will certaintly keep my guard up from now on, thanks

Thanks for the Advice sxc666, i will certaintly take it, i couldnt agree more, thanks again

hmmmmmmmmmm

Fantastic advise....

I can learn something here.......

Dear Dr Jimmi.

I'm 16 and afraid I'll never be able to satisfy a Woman. My Penis is a Foot long when fully filled, But My Girlfriend keeps eating it. Says it is good for her.

How do i tell her its not a Subway and needs to get bigger so I can satisfy.
Everytime she eats it I lose at least six inches. She keeps sucking the Filling out.
What am i suppose to do. I don't want to lose her but i want to have a big Dick like all the Jocks have.

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Dear "Dreamer",

first of all it's farkin Jimi.......

You really need advise for your girlfriend to set her on a new diet, Should always alternate her food intake from a foot long to a 1/4 pounder..She does not always have to have the big Mac.

You have what they call "Confusious Say Syndrome" and best explained in an old chinese proverb. He who goes out with a girl who has little hands, always makes things look bigger in his eyes! Alternatively if she has big hands she could be dining on a Junior Whopper.

I think you will be ok in time and get married with your fillings always remaining intact. Or the best food to stop total marital dining is wedding cake!! Works everytime.....

ps Stop looking at the Double Whoppers in the shower rooms also....

Hope this helps......

Jimi

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