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--- frolicking naked through the forest ---again

Cus put some clothes on man I have people in the waiting room.....

Dear Dr. Jimi,

I know I'm from the other side of the globe, but I haven't found any answers here in the states. Even after seeking the help of the so-called "Professionals".

Here's the story in a nutshell.

Recently I have found myself strangely attracted to a little chinese man. When I read his posts, it makes me want to play with my plums. I don't think I'm a homosexual, but there's just something about him.

I know it's "the forbidden love," but I don't know where to turn. So I've come to you for help.

I suppose it all started when I got my first computer and disovered the artistic side of asian porn. Am I wrong for feeling these feelings? He has already made clear his disdain for gay and other "abnormality" guys.


Oh, and russian guys are hot too....

Thanks,

goose

Dear "Numb De Plumbs"

It does not matter where you are from you can come to Dr jimi, no matter what state you are in....I have been reviewing your case and find your specimens very interesting. I like to call this "Turning Japenese Sydrome" best explained by an old sailor friend of mine Master Bater, and his first mate Wayne King.

I think the little chinese man is Funkuing with your brain, and next time when you go online, don't look at his nipples as that is what is hynotising you. Careful of his posts try not to read many in one night or you maybe picking Fruit of your loins more often.

In the field of artistic asian porn you have to be very careful as I have had my fair share of nips as well. You dont need to think wrongly for having any feelings and I hope you are feeling yourself soon.

I have tried to answer all your questions but you have so many I feel a brain freeze.......

Jimi

Yo Dr Jimi

I do have one small problem, i happen to have a bad habbit of holding grudges and not being able to let them go, i've even been called the grudge bearer because of my bad habit, even at some point had a book called the book of grudges for which i wrote everything in it for which people have done me wrong in the past so i cannot for get and so i can get even with in the near future.

Can you help me with this little oh problem of mine?

Thanks

Arty

Dear "Grudge 3"...english version,

Try to get out of the habit firstly and give it back to the nuns.....You need to start having a positive outlook.

If someone pisses you off don't hold a grudge get even with them it's much more satisfying.......

hope this helps

oh and work on your little problem ok.....

I have already washed my hands thankyou......

Jimi

Dr Jimi Life sucks

My last girlfriend wanted to get in the family way So I got me a Mini Van Model from one of those "Dr's". You know the bigger it is the more Fertile I'll be. "She left me" said it was to big and ugly for her to Handle.

My new Girlfriend wants something more sleek and sporty to satisfy her. Then she caught me exercising; trying to knock some of the fat off me Mini van Model. She said thats Disgusting. And that I shouldn't touch my Mini Van unless she was with me.

So I asked her to help me exercise it and work some of the fat off it to make it more slender and sleeker. She nearly Upchucked.

She said I would just have to live without sex whilst she was around.

What do I do Dr Jimi.

She's rich & her dad supplies free beer weekly. But No Sex for rest off life SHITE .....

Dear "Does Her Dad Own a Brewery",

I can see that you are always looking for new avenues of satisfaction within your search for a better work Tool. You Seem to be a Handy man when it comes to wanting your friend E Jackie Ulation.

Oral communication can be the best way to get her to chew the fat with you about your mini van usage.

Try to not introduce too many toys into the equasion as you will find that your new girlfriend will not be up "Chuckie". I have seen all 5 of those movies and you know he's a possesive little SOB.

I find the best information here is that if your new girlfriend is rich and especially with the supply of Beer, you should always go with your gut instinct. No1. beer...

Always remember, if you marry this girl she will cut SEX almost instantly anyway so it is a big plus to have the beer supply..

and hey you have the Mini Van.....

Jimi

Take the Cash & the beer & come on ova & visit meeee !!!
Of course im no doctor but ill have a look at it for ya !!

jimi baby --- how long do we have to have these sessions that i gotta tell yer tell Them to take it all off -- utoo

Hey just for Cus.....ok all sessions from today will be naked including me

<<<<<<<<<<<<< sitting patiently in the waiting room

next patient please......

Well was it as good for you as it was for me.

yeah

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oh Gorgeous, in Dr Jimi's words................next please