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Dear "Saw 4", it's a trap!

Quite common tho' "Fraction too Much Friction Syndrome".......

Hey have you not heard of a lubricator...it's someone who comes in to lube things that cause great friction. Oh or vaselineis good, cause you can use it on leather products also, double boner bonus.

Jimi

ps: Back from scratch leave..

Dear "Harley 1990, model Fat Boy",

You Harley is obviously a "Fat Boy" and it is quite common in this model to lose your bike nuts, and I bet you probably have not seen your cam shaft for long time. If you are sitting on your ride and she's screaming then I think it's time for regular sexercise everyday.

Flashy material items, are we talking satin?......I'm sorry to refrain from answering anymore satin questions. Yes They are over my head, or the last patient had them over my head anyway, from the Sexy Knickers case....

Jimi

ps XXXXXXXL.....is this a new brand or the size?

Dear Dr Jimi, I was in the shopping centre today & noticed a very hot looking man loitering in the lingerie section of "Bras N Things"

Being the civic member of society that you know I am I aasked him if I could be of any assistance .
He informed me that he was shopping for his fiance ,as he wanted to get her something sexy...( nice girl apparently but no sex drive )& thought this may improve her performance.

Ofcourse she was the exact same measurments as me so I offered to model several barely there ensembles for his veiwing pleasure, I even showed him how easily accessable each item was,the fine art of removing each piece of lacey apparel without tearing ,ripping or damaging in any way .Ofcourse as I explained to him he needed to be really horny ,hard as,to get the full effect of the situation ,so after alot of practice heavybreathing , touching ,rubbing & fondleing in the change rooms the desired effect was achieved.
5 hours later the sales lady wrapped several lovely items for this sexy stranger.
Ofcourse before continueing on my way I gave him my number just incase he eva needed my help again( you know how helpful i can be)
My problem is Dr Jimi ,this man just keeps calling me wanting advise nearly every day& every night especially in regards to lacey gstrings ,garter belts & stockings Im finding it very hard to fit this in with my busy schedule ...
As you know I am currently single & looking for a date ,how will I eva get the time to meet anyone when im soo busy ?
Please Help

---yeah saw that coming- was wondering why I was itching

Noooo Cus, Itchie n Scratchie is from a dirty lube Job!

Jimi

Dear "Distinguished Member Grabba",

Lingerie, is on the tip of everybodies tongue. I think you have come with a new franchise idea, to make it easier for men to get into womens lingerie. I think "Bra's and Flings" is a funtastic way for anyone to buy/ try Lingerie. I beleive you would have to erect models all over the store as you would have people coming from everywhere. Hell, I would even come from here. You would be so busy in your stores that you would not need to be looking for a date.

I cannot end without saying how helpful you were with the loitering hot man and you helped him blow loads in there. I'm sure he will be coming back for more always. He was probably a musician you know , can tune a G string when needed.

Remember, Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.

Jimi

ps: no heavybreathing , touching ,rubbing or fondeling happened during typing the reply.

pps: Nor did I mention lacey, Satin, Bustiers, garter belts or stockings!

Absolute Brilliance

Thx Dr Jimi ,Im so glad Ive helped him blow loads & will definatley make sure he cums again & again<&again & again.....
will be calling the new shop "LATHER'N"LACE"

Yoo hoo Dr

Cooeeey Dr Anyone in

Hello ello ello llo lo lo lo lo ooooooo

Well its very quiet.

I guess he is on his smoko break. Even his secretary SXC is not in.

Ewwww somebodies G-string in the corner.

Well I should pick it up and see if its named.

Its so untidy just lying there

Cooeey Dr are you in

Bump bump crash crash bump

The Dr must be doing a consultation.

I'll just move that G-string to the bin.

Ewwwww they're very wet and that odour. Ohh that odour hmmmm it is so entoxicating.

(In a small voice) Oh dr I feel so funny and something is happening in my pants.
I think this g-string is alien technolgy and its taking over my brain. Me Dr.

Please Dr Jimi where are you. I think I need your help NOW....

Ewwww somebodies G-string in the corner.


Oh thats where it got too ...
Thx dragz thought it felt a little breezy ......

Don't like the G string doesn't sit right for me prefer to go with the G rope so when you fart your cheeks don't clap.

But dont you get rope burn babe?

Depends on the amount of wedgies i get for the day.

don't get silk boxers, they'll slice you in half! so they say.

Dear Dr. Jim

I dated this Yankee Chic last year, I was not interested and she insisted to date her, you I gave to charity and dated the woman, thing is there was nothing but got to like her, not the way of Luv...

She stired up some all American Sh%t and I dropped the woman in a fast hurry and gave here the Hyway Run south of the Midnight Sun...

For whom the Bell Tolls, my darn phone rang for a year the woman was in Hysteria or just flat out Dam Yankee who could not take no for an answer..

Jimi Help I can't shake the chic...

She does not understand that "Heartaches come and go but what's left are the ones that can't let go"

Am I Suppose to call her Uncle Sam and tell him I just am not into the Radiation when I was with her?

Want no more ding dings and no contact...

Want no more ding dings and no contact...

Dear duckin the ding ding,,

Dr Jimi has retired after giving direct & intimate conceltation with our very own sxc666( they in love) true anyways Ill be fillin in when i can so Dr Kizzy is in the building...
As to your problem...

Have you heard of the witness protection program ??

A yankee wantin hanky panky can be a force to be reckoned with!!

Take cover ,change your number & next time sattilitte SERVER...

Stop servin for charity.....

well at least give out a wrong number
duck n weave , duck & weave

What a female saying you should lie to your partner.


Hey everyone Hell is freezing over.

Dr Kizzy does not promote lying to ones partner....
Howeva they wernt partners just f#$k buddies ....there is a difference.

Duck n weave duck n weave

or Hide ,revive ,survive