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Dr Jimi's Reveal all thread

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CuspofMagic
Space/Energy---, Piedmont Italy
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 3:27 AM CST
--- I reveal all --- naked! yay
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Zarah
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 5:53 AM CST
CuspofMagic wrote:
--- I reveal all --- naked!


With or without beer goggles??
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kismat
national park, Waikato New Zealand
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 6:13 AM CST
Naked
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Jimi123499
Central, Victoria Australia
Posted: Apr 15, 2008, 2:30 AM CST
SatelliteServer wrote:
Dear Dr. Jim

I dated this Yankee Chic last year, I was not interested and she insisted to date her, you I gave to charity and dated the woman, thing is there was nothing but got to like her, not the way of Luv...

She stired up some all American Sh%t and I dropped the woman in a fast hurry and gave here the Hyway Run south of the Midnight Sun...

For whom the Bell Tolls, my darn phone rang for a year the woman was in Hysteria or just flat out Dam Yankee who could not take no for an answer..

Jimi Help I can't shake the chic...

She does not understand that "Heartaches come and go but what's left are the ones that can't let go"

Am I Suppose to call her Uncle Sam and tell him I just am not into the Radiation when I was with her?

Want no more ding dings and no contact...


Dear "Fortunate Son",

"Welcome to the jungle",

I think this "American woman" had a case of "Hit me with your rhythm stick" likened to a "Purple haze", as you went to "Paradise city" and forgot about your "Yesterdays" "Sorrow". It's always nice to "Surrender" or "Roll over lay down" with a little "Black velvet, but limited use of your "Love gun" would be safer than "Tush".

All I can say, "Aint that a shame", that she wouldn't "Stop this game" after you went to the "Stairway to heaven" with her. Did you show your "True colours" before embarking on the "Wild side of life" cause sometimes this can lead to "The highway to hell. You will notice the "Smoke on the water" if it is not "Burning love" and "Changes" to her "Fashion" in the future.

"Maybe im a Leo" but you need to explain that there is a "Bad moon rising" and she cant have the "Best of both worlds" let alone be "Heroes" "Under Pressure". Next time you feel the need to "Rock and roll all night", be up front, tell them "Hard luck woman", like a "Bat out of hell" I'll be gone when the morning comes, I can't get no "Satisfaction" .....

Jimicool

Back from stress leave............frustrated all better....

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harleyrose
Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Posted: Sep 28, 2008, 2:45 AM CST
funniest read I've had in years.....rolling on the floor laughing
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kizzy27
Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Sep 28, 2008, 2:46 AM CST
harleyrose wrote:
funniest read I've had in years.....


I am currently filling in for Dr Jimi whilst he is in Europe havin a sex change ...


Nurse Kizzywink
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blondeaozichick
Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Posted: Sep 28, 2008, 3:15 AM CST
harleyrose wrote:
funniest read I've had in years.....


I agree.. that was farking funny as!!!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

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redozichick
Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Posted: Oct 3, 2008, 4:41 AM CST
blondeaozichick wrote:
I agree.. that was farking funny as!!!!

hell yeah... Dr Jimi very good with wordsrolling on the floor laughing
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tinsardine
sydney, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Oct 3, 2008, 4:50 AM CST
"halleluyah" Dr jimi

cani have another lilac wine kizzygrin
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kizzy27
Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Oct 5, 2008, 1:49 AM CST
Dr Jimi Dr Jimi , Ya just gotta help me , I am suffering from a terrible condition I seem to be unable to resist rubbing my breasts into strangers faces I cant control it , nor do I want too...blushing
See now this part of the problem Dr Jimi Im a Nun !!!angel
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Jimi123499
Central, Victoria Australia
Posted: Oct 5, 2008, 2:41 AM CST
kizzy27 wrote:
Dr Jimi Dr Jimi , Ya just gotta help me , I am suffering from a terrible condition I seem to be unable to resist rubbing my breasts into strangers faces I cant control it , nor do I want too...
See now this part of the problem Dr Jimi Im a Nun !!!


Dear sister of "forgotten fornication"

You should not be in the habit of rubbing your nice volumptious "ripe to touch" breast's into strangers faces. Get to know them first over a glass of fornication fortified wine. In fact I think the holy wine has been consumed behind closed doors far to often in your parish judging by the holy mother. If the problem persists,come to visit hey I'm a stranger!!!!!!!

Just because you are a nun doesn't mean you have to get none. Hey does the pope get nun?

Jimicool
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kizzy27
Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Oct 5, 2008, 3:01 AM CST
Runs in rubs tits all ova dr Jimis face & runs out ........


Thx Dr Jimithumbs up
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Jimi123499
Central, Victoria Australia
Posted: Oct 5, 2008, 6:35 AM CST
kizzy27 wrote:
Runs in rubs tits all ova dr Jimis face & runs out ........Thx Dr Jimi


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redozichick
Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Posted: Yesterday, 12:46 AM CST
kizzy27 wrote:
Runs in rubs tits all ova dr Jimis face & runs out ........Thx Dr Jimi


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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kizzy27
Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Yesterday, 2:07 AM CST
Dr Jimi Dr Jimi !! Nurse Kizzy here Im terribly worried im gonna loose my job at Conectingsingles memorable hospital.... I am inexplicably drawn to room 69. Ill be on the third floor & Im sure i hear ova da loud speaker Nurse Kizzy penile mouth to mouth required in room 69 stat!!!
This happens all the time some times its a sponge bath stat,
sometimes a rectal probing,stat, sometimes ive got to straddle the poor man skirt hitched up titties practically poking his eye out to hook up the oxygen...
You know how dedicated I am to providing the very best service to my clients I mean Patients....

The poor poor man

The thing is Dr Jimi when I inquired as to his condition , the record show that NOONE IS IN ROOM 69

Please help me Dr Jimi am I going mad?





Nurse Kizzy room 69 stat!!!wink
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