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Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Mon Nov 17, 2008 3:26 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
Arealguy69: An ex and i were going hammer and tongs doggy style when she let rip a shart (wet fart) needless to say after wiping up her splatter piece of artwork we just cuddled (although i giggled my ass off to sleep)


rolling on the floor laughing oh fark, that's nasty, eewwww rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Mon Nov 17, 2008 3:27 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
Ralf74: oh fark, that's nasty, eewwww
i was actually speechless a rare occasion laugh laugh
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kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
Mon Nov 17, 2008 3:30 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
don't mind the occasional fanny fart but ewwwwww rolling on the floor laughing PpRrrTtttrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing fark shit me self seetalk to hand
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Twodawgz melbourne, Victoria Australia
Mon Nov 17, 2008 3:32 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
Arealguy69: An ex and i were going hammer and tongs doggy style when she let rip a shart (wet fart) needless to say after wiping up her splatter piece of artwork we just cuddled (although i giggled my ass off to sleep)


wheres the mud flaps when you need them..barf
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Arealguy69 Auckland, Auckland New Zealand
Mon Nov 17, 2008 3:42 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
a raincoat would of been more appropriate... good thing i wasn't going the growl on her in that position... would have given a whole new meaning to the old adage "here's mud in your eye"laugh laugh laugh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
Mon Nov 17, 2008 3:44 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
keep her knickers on, future reflaugh
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Arealguy69 Auckland, Auckland New Zealand
Mon Nov 17, 2008 3:50 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
kismat: keep her knickers on, future ref


Nah she's an ex now, someone elses problem...
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Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Mon Nov 17, 2008 3:56 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
kismat: keep her knickers on, future ref


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing visuals of parachute pants, lmfao rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Fri Feb 27, 2009 6:30 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
Rehashing this thread for the entertainment value!! applause
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rocketqueen geelong, Victoria Australia
Fri Feb 27, 2009 7:40 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
Ralf74: Rehashing this thread for the entertainment value!!


i'm here too!! its brilliant...PMSL!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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takingariskagain perth SOR, Western Australia Australia
Fri Feb 27, 2009 9:43 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
rocketqueen: i'm here too!! its brilliant...PMSL!!


Was going for it with ex and she was on top.. coz I am lazy!! and she was gripping the bed head.. well at the exact in-opportune moment (gravy stroke!) she wrenched the bed head so hard it snapped off from the base and we both plummetted backwards a bigger messier tangle of arms and legs etc after we both recovered we just chocked it up with 2 yellow and 1 white pages and carried on regardless! I ended up buying a whole new bed it was so badly cactus!

cheers grin devil
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Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Fri Feb 27, 2009 10:19 PM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
takingariskagain: Was going for it with ex and she was on top.. coz I am lazy!! and she was gripping the bed head.. well at the exact in-opportune moment (gravy stroke!) she wrenched the bed head so hard it snapped off from the base and we both plummetted backwards a bigger messier tangle of arms and legs etc after we both recovered we just chocked it up with 2 yellow and 1 white pages and carried on regardless! I ended up buying a whole new bed it was so badly cactus!


rolling on the floor laughing You know you've had good sex when the bed can't stand up to it!! applause
























.......or you got a really crap bed. mumbling laugh
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Fri Feb 27, 2009 10:41 PM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
Arealguy69: a raincoat would of been more appropriate... good thing i wasn't going the growl on her in that position... would have given a whole new meaning to the old adage "here's mud in your eye"


OMG Only a realguy could cuddle after that !!!!

how embarrassing lol



this thread is still so farkin funny


Psuedos Murray river I missed that before lollmfao

POckets the dog omg rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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