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Jimi123499 Central, Victoria Australia
Sat Mar 29, 2008 7:58 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
Twodawgz: Once receiving oral in this girls appartment. I had a muscle spasm in my leg at the same damn time I was ready to bust.
so I jumped up and bust.
it shot across the room and hit her mom,s wedding picture.


Hey are you avilable for hire.........for weddings.

I reckon you would get some work......

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Twodawgz melbourne, Victoria Australia
Sat Mar 29, 2008 5:43 PM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
Jimi123499: Hey are you avilable for hire.........for weddings.

I reckon you would get some work......



Weekend special 5 shoots for the price of one signed and delivered..
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Twodawgz melbourne, Victoria Australia
Sat Mar 29, 2008 9:03 PM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
Once in bed with a girl who's reputation preceded her when her mates ran in and tied a rope round my ankle , tying the other end of the rope to the wardrobe saying they were concerned i might "Fall in"..
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Twodawgz melbourne, Victoria Australia
Sat Mar 29, 2008 10:32 PM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
Fark fell in all right lucky the plank strapped to my arse stopped me drowning..
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Sat Mar 29, 2008 10:56 PM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.



My x BF & I where foolin around anyway the dining table was handy soooo anyway were where into it & the table went Down crack thump one leg just couldnt take it lol anyway it all happened in a second no time to brace for it both ended up on the carpet, I twisted my arm he bruised his hip , not to be discouraged things continued so add a bad case of carpet burn to the mix & there you have kizzys worst sexual accident ...well recent one anyway lol ,Im sure ive got a few more tho lmfao xxx lips
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Twodawgz melbourne, Victoria Australia
Sun Mar 30, 2008 12:01 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
kizzy27: My x BF & I where foolin around anyway the dining table was handy soooo anyway were where into it & the table went Down crack thump one leg just couldnt take it lol anyway it all happened in a second no time to brace for it both ended up on the carpet, I twisted my arm he bruised his hip , not to be discouraged things continued so add a bad case of carpet burn to the mix & there you have kizzys worst sexual accident ...well recent one anyway lol ,Im sure ive got a few more tho lmfao xxx



Gee kizzy sounds like you made a meal out of that one..devil
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Sun Mar 30, 2008 12:06 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
Twodawgz: Gee kizzy sounds like you made a meal out of that one..


Always twodawgz ,always......re:lastword lollips
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Lou79 Near Echuca, New South Wales Australia
Sun Mar 30, 2008 12:22 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
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This thread has me in tears..

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Jimi123499 Central, Victoria Australia
Sun Mar 30, 2008 12:51 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
Lou79: This thread has me in tears..


we need your imput also...grin drinking cool
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Twodawgz melbourne, Victoria Australia
Sun Mar 30, 2008 1:09 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
Jimi123499: Sometimes I like to try new positions and one of my favs is the bronco sex position.......

You hop on and clutch the boobs from behind and say "these feel like your sisters ".....

and hang on for dear life.........

2 mins is the record........



Apparently i was sleep walking last night and tried the bronco sex position hopped on and clutched these big boobs and yelled these feel like your sisters
and in a scary voice i hear my mother say i haven't got a sister..
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Sun Mar 30, 2008 1:10 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
Twodawgz: Apparently i was sleep walking last night and tried the bronco sex position hopped on and clutched these big boobs and yelled these feel like your sisters
and in a scary voice i hear my mother say i haven't got a sister..


eewwwww that is just plain bad dawgs.....
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kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
Sun Mar 30, 2008 2:54 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
Lou79: This thread has me in tears..


Give Lou laugh
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viper3310 Gladstone, Queensland Australia
Sun Mar 30, 2008 3:23 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
Lou79: This thread has me in tears..


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I'm with you Lou lol
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sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Sun Mar 30, 2008 3:31 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
Twodawgz: Apparently i was sleep walking last night and tried the bronco sex position hopped on and clutched these big boobs and yelled these feel like your sisters
and in a scary voice i hear my mother say i haven't got a sister..
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CuspofMagic Crystal City, South Australia Australia
Sun Mar 30, 2008 3:49 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
kismat: I'll share mine if you share yours?


--- my penis dropped off laugh
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kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
Sun Mar 30, 2008 4:03 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
Played rugby away in Aucks with the boys, after we went to a bar downtown.. Didn’t know Aucks at all. My GF at the time came along, no getting away from that one. About 10pm we both were feelin it and we quickly started lookin for somewhere to do it. We went outside walked around the building and spoted a garden out of sight. We climbed into the garden and started going at it. I could hear the guys in the bar hollering and cheering I looked around and saw a large mirror, hmm but my attention was on the gash. When we got back into the bar the boys were in high spirits they were all patting me on the back then they slowly lead me over to a large window that looked out over a little palm garden DAM!! drinking
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Twodawgz melbourne, Victoria Australia
Sun Mar 30, 2008 4:35 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
Remember the very first time having sex I was so farkin nervous.
I slip on my condom and start working my way down to the play ground,
It turns out there was some air trapped in the condom and due to the pressure it exploded in her vagina kaboom fark.

Imagine it like this:

Oooh!
Aaah!
Eeeh!
*moan*
I'm coming!!
Ugh!
BANG!!!!

God that was embarrassing, I thought I had blown my prick and dangling bits to smithereens.

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sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Sun Mar 30, 2008 4:57 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
well my first time the guy had the biggest frign Coc* Ive seen, and he wanted me to blow it. And I said hell no I ain't suckin that thing.


It took me a year to go back.roll eyes
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Twodawgz melbourne, Victoria Australia
Sun Mar 30, 2008 6:08 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
sxc666: well my first time the guy had the biggest frign Coc* Ive seen, and he wanted me to blow it. And I said hell no I ain't suckin that thing.It took me a year to go back.


jaw drop Lucky could of done your self damage like suck your eye balls through there sockets.
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kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:37 PM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
CuspofMagic: --- my penis dropped off


Happens when your just fakingcomfort
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