what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.

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kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
sxc666: well my first time the guy had the biggest frign Coc* Ive seen, and he wanted me to blow it. And I said hell no I ain't suckin that thing.It took me a year to go back.


Did you back away slowly? wouldn't want that catching the prospect of your derriere. please
lilblushxox Toowoomba, Queensland Australia
well i would have to say the most comical moment in my sex life woudl be my ex putting his foot through the wall.
kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia



Ok burned my calf on the muffler of a triumph during a stop revive survive break ......
kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
kizzy27: Ok burned my calf on the muffler of a triumph during a stop revive survive break ......


Hey I got one of those scarsrolling on the floor laughing my triumpy ate all the clothes off my pillion, silly gash and her long dress happened in the main street of Nelson couldn't stoprolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
kismat: Hey I got one of those scars my triumpy ate all the clothes off my pillion, silly gash and her long dress happened in the main street of Nelson couldn't stop


A dress on a triumph !!!! how tacky!!!

Never
kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
kizzy27: A dress on a triumph !!!! how tacky!!!

Never


Ifarkinkidyounotfarkinhippyhaharolling on the floor laughing
kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
kismat: Ifarkinkidyounotfarkinhippyhaha


FUNNY AS rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing head banger
kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
I was going to get lucky and pulled a condom out, it dropped on the floor we both bent down to pick it up. I head butted the poor gurl on the way up gave her a blood nose dam, funny what will put some off mumbling



ang3l_br4t Gladstone, Queensland Australia
Making out with my last partner there was one part that was funny and one i wont seem to forget for a while to come lol...
We had become intimate and in missionary for the duration of the session- well after i had gotten off i was asking was he done yet - are we finnished - how much more did he have to go but he wasn't finnished at the time so after a lil longer i burst out giggling with a thought.
He asked what thought i had and why i was giggling so i sang galump went the little green frog one day galump and so on. From that moment on his umm tackle became limp and as he got of i asked what was wrong trying not to giggle more . He then looked at me and then looked at his tackle - he grabbed hold of it in a choke hold and cursed it saying they were partners and had a job to do - he shook it n pulled it cussing it and slapping it lol ...
It was loud enough my neighbor heard him going of n put it down to my now x partner n i having an argument. The next day it was brought up in a convo i had with my neighbor and she asked if i was ok after the argument n i then broke into a giggle asking if she heard anything. Her reply was hell yea but didnt want to interfere in it n i said no no no it was my partner n i making out n he lost his erection during sex after i sang to him and was beating the crap out of his tackle and cussing it... She then broke into laughter along side of my giggles lol

Thanks my x partner for being a good sport applause applause peace
sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
ang3l_br4t: Making out with my last partner there was one part that was funny and one i wont seem to forget for a while to come lol...
We had become intimate and in missionary for the duration of the session- well after i had gotten off i was asking was he done yet - are we finnished - how much more did he have to go but he wasn't finnished at the time so after a lil longer i burst out giggling with a thought.
He asked what thought i had and why i was giggling so i sang galump went the little green frog one day galump and so on. From that moment on his umm tackle became limp and as he got of i asked what was wrong trying not to giggle more . He then looked at me and then looked at his tackle - he grabbed hold of it in a choke hold and cursed it saying they were partners and had a job to do - he shook it n pulled it cussing it and slapping it lol ...
It was loud enough my neighbor heard him going of n put it down to my now x partner n i having an argument. The next day it was brought up in a convo i had with my neighbor and she asked if i was ok after the argument n i then broke into a giggle asking if she heard anything. Her reply was hell yea but didnt want to interfere in it n i said no no no it was my partner n i making out n he lost his erection during sex after i sang to him and was beating the crap out of his tackle and cussing it... She then broke into laughter along side of my giggles lol

Thanks my x partner for being a good sport
jaw drop devil
Artythis Inverell, New South Wales Australia
I would have to say makeing out with my ex in a barn......while there were people still in the barn..good thing the compartment we were in was locked and lights turned off, although someone did knok on the door and scared the livin begebuz out of usdevil devil devil
kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
Artythis: I would have to say makeing out with my ex in a barn......while there were people still in the barn..good thing the compartment we were in was locked and lights turned off, although someone did knok on the door and scared the livin begebuz out of us


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sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia



Jimi123499 Central, Victoria Australia
Artythis Inverell, New South Wales Australia
Hey hey hey stop that you twoblushing rolling on the floor laughing devil
kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
Artythis: Hey hey hey stop that you two


Why they might do something funny or hurt themselves then they can post it hererolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Artythis Inverell, New South Wales Australia
lol ok my next worst thing that happend was when i was doing it in the car with my ex and well.....lets just say that the car horn went off and got alot of peoples attentionrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing devil devil
kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
Which horn kept their attentionrolling on the floor laughing

What did you sound the horn with?
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Artythis Inverell, New South Wales Australia
kismat: Which horn kept their attention

What did you sound the horn with?



That would be the car horn........well at least i think it wasrolling on the floor laughing

Well it wasn't me that sounded the horn, well ok i guess it was a bitrolling on the floor laughing devil devil devil




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