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My most embarrassing when I was a teenager and had a crush on a boy that used to visit to see my brother...One day he was helping trim all of our shrubs and cut his finger...I used all my girly charm and oofered him a bandaid while whispering in his ear to visit me later.

Well that afternoon late he came into my room when the rest were drinking and we started to kiss and fondle...I had not had sex before and obviously him either but eventually he slipped his hand down my panties...

All of a sudden he pulled away and looked pale...

He realised his band-aid had fallen off and become lost!

Don't know if he or I were more embarassed...

Charming!!!

Whats the brand name of your box of band aids..

Could of been returning the favour and putting his band-aid over that nasty GASH

Yeah funnily enough it never healed either.....

Only developed cobwebs in the latest months...Oh well have to book in for a clean and polish...

Yes email me right away and I'll have that sorted

Thanks for the laugh, funniest thing I've heard in ages.... Im just sorry I don't have a worthy story to tell..

YES YOU HAVE GIVE IT UP

This is bad I know it but it truely happened if I could take it back i would but I cant so here it is.....


I was up in the gulf county a place called Kurumba ...

I was 19 ..
I met this guy at the animal bar lol
He was buff ,6'1 broad shoulders , hot as ...
After several jugs of chocolate soldiers we headed back to my motel room ....
I was very excited I mean he was mmmmm yummo
But so was I ....
Anyway we sparked a joint & got really high ,columbian gold in the late 70s was powerful shit ..... then started to strip....

I was pretty well thinking "Man this is gonna be fine "
He removed his shirt...
Very nice ...
I removed mine ...
Very very nice... lol

He turned around to take off his levis.. mm nice bum I thought
As he turned around, I got my first glimpse
Well what I could see of it ,,,
He had the smallest penis I had eva seen ,still to this day Im not kidding like miniscule ...
Think pinky finger
mine ...
Anyway I couldnt help it I was so high on this Grass I just started laughing I couldnt stop ,just couldnt ,got the giggles ,well hysterical really but nothing i could do just laughed & Laughed ..
He turned in the half lit room to flee ...
Ran smack bang into the door jamb & broke his nose ....
Blood everywhere ,,,
I was so far gone by this time that I could barely breathe let alone get him a towel or ice all I could do was kill myself laughing..
riunning into the door was somhow even funnnier ...
Bad I know.

I saw him the next day ,
Nose taped up,
I went ova to say It was just the grass But he wouldnt talk to me ,
No suprise there...
Ive always felt so bad a bout it ,
all I can say is
Man that was some meannnnnnn Grasss lol
Ps please dont hold it against me , you had to be there ....

Kizzy confession

Good shit that columbian gold did you see the size of that chicken..

Man I still maintain it was the grass ...
And I feel I did the right thing by not telling the other girls he was an insect dick !!!
Let them find out for themselves ...lol

mmm funny how life can play cruel jokes on some ,
Maybe he was Hitler in a past life poor bastard ...

Dam that ain't right!! sh*t man wahhh can't look at my pinky without LMFAO mean weed hahaha size of that chicken OH Well on to bigger and beta thingsPPRrrttt

Called my own name out during an orgasm. My partner did NOT think it was funny, and I ended up the floor.

I GOTA TRY THAT

GOT SLAPPED YE HAAAAAAAAAAA

Well im glad you can laugh rather than relate ! now that ....would be SAD!!!

One time I was having sex with this girl and I noticed that it was a little dryer then normal, so I reached with my fingers to help moisten things up, I found that she still had her tampon in. I pulled it out looked like a bloody dead rat god i spewed ewww nasty..

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh FFS

A drunken mate got lucky at a party went off into the room with a woman. Came out awhile later grining from ear to ear, his face covered in blood. The shock when I showed him a mirror was priceless. Talk about meat curtains

oh Shi*

My first threesome...I was thinking i was such a stud to bag two beautiful girls well they looked good to me alcohol does play tricks on you...until the second one peed on my back while I was doing the deed with the first one.

I never thought that I could lose an erection so fast. Looking over my shoulder saying wtf is that?