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kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
Sun Apr 20, 2008 3:21 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
ewwww!! can't piss when ya got a erection, oh fun times, NOT!! uh oh
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cowgirldancer The Patch, Victoria Australia
Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:44 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
sxc666: Yeah well I frigin hate when a guy tries to slip it in the wrong hole.No backstage passes with me.And they have tried to jab it there many times. And they get the same response and smack in the chops.



i am with you
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cowgirldancer The Patch, Victoria Australia
Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:48 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
Twodawgz: Called my own name out during an orgasm. My partner did NOT think it was funny, and I ended up the floor.




woops
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FOOT71 Boonah, Queensland Australia
Mon Jun 23, 2008 7:45 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
Having sex on a slat bed, when suddenly the slats broke we both land on the floor with just a few minor bruises. Thing was it was my girlfriends' mothers' bed. It took a lot of explaining, I was 22 and she was in year twelve.yay
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sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Wed Jun 25, 2008 4:56 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
FOOT71: Having sex on a slat bed, when suddenly the slats broke we both land on the floor with just a few minor bruises. Thing was it was my girlfriends' mothers' bed. It took a lot of explaining, I was 22 and she was in year twelve.


Bloody Hell I read that first to say

You were 22 and she was 12 FFS I nearlly had heart failure.
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sassykimmie melbourne, Victoria Australia
Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:59 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
not my story but its true

My friend used a male G spot vibrator up his ass and accidentally tripped and fell onto a chair. Fearing that he perforated his rectum he called me ( a doctor) to ask if he needed to go to emergency dept.
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Twodawgz melbourne, Victoria Australia
Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:00 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
sassykimmie: not my story but its true

My friend used a male G spot vibrator up his ass and accidentally tripped and fell onto a chair. Fearing that he perforated his rectum he called me ( a doctor) to ask if he needed to go to emergency dept.


Yeah yeah thats what they all say..laugh
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sassykimmie melbourne, Victoria Australia
Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:04 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
Twodawgz: Yeah yeah thats what they all say..


You mean you don't think it's my friend who sustains the injury???blushing
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Twodawgz melbourne, Victoria Australia
Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:09 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
sassykimmie: You mean you don't think it's my friend who sustains the injury???


Dont know although it must have been a shitful experience..rolling on the floor laughing
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sassykimmie melbourne, Victoria Australia
Wed Jun 25, 2008 5:35 PM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
Twodawgz: Dont know although it must have been a shitful experience..



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing



I have no return for this one
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LollyWater Aberfoyle Park, South Australia Australia
Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:59 PM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
To put it simply, lockjaw...I'll let you all use your imaginations on how dancing
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kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
Thu Jun 26, 2008 5:06 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
LollyWater: To put it simply, lockjaw...I'll let you all use your imaginations on how


Please elaborate my imagination SUCKSSSSSSSSSSSSShelp
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LollyWater Aberfoyle Park, South Australia Australia
Thu Jun 26, 2008 4:49 PM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
kismat: Please elaborate my imagination SUCKSSSSSSSSSSSSS



Ok, well I was down pleasing my man, and just when he was about to come, boom my jaw locked up. Painful for both of us doh
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kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
Thu Jun 26, 2008 7:31 PM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
LollyWater: Ok, well I was down pleasing my man, and just when he was about to come, boom my jaw locked up. Painful for both of us


I could go on but I won't applause Lollywater your hotrolling on the floor laughing
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blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Fri Aug 22, 2008 6:57 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
Twodawgz: My first threesome...I was thinking i was such a stud to bag two beautiful girls well they looked good to me alcohol does play tricks on you...until the second one peed on my back while I was doing the deed with the first one.

I never thought that I could lose an erection so fast. Looking over my shoulder saying wtf is that?


your first threesome?? are you writing an autobiography by any chance?? rolling on the floor laughing
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blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Fri Aug 22, 2008 7:07 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
Lets just say my injury involved the Gracilis Muscle and for those of you who dont know..

The "gracilis" is a long, straplike muscle that passes from the pubic bone to the tibia in the lower leg. It functions to adduct the thigh and to flex and rotate the leg medially at the knee.

needless to say.. I had a long straplike bruise from my groin to my knee cap for about a week.. it HURT LIKE F*CK !!! and I cried for hours.. not good!!! crying
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Twodawgz melbourne, Victoria Australia
Fri Aug 22, 2008 7:20 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
blondeaozichick: Lets just say my injury involved the Gracilis Muscle and for those of you who dont know..

The "gracilis" is a long, straplike muscle that passes from the pubic bone to the tibia in the lower leg. It functions to adduct the thigh and to flex and rotate the leg medially at the knee.

needless to say.. I had a long straplike bruise from my groin to my knee cap for about a week.. it HURT LIKE F*CK !!! and I cried for hours.. not good!!!


Thats what you get when you let someone bend your legs behind your head to the point they touch your ass.tongue
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blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Fri Aug 22, 2008 7:43 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
Twodawgz: Thats what you get when you let someone bend your legs behind your head to the point they touch your ass.


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing nope.. lets just say.. if your not a gymnast.. your legs should not be push open past their tearing point!!!

funny imagery though that you come up with!! rolling on the floor laughing
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relaxin somewhere, Queensland Australia
Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:33 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
kizzy27: This is bad I know it but it truely happened if I could take it back i would but I cant so here it is.....I was up in the gulf county a place called Kurumba ...

I was 19 ..
I met this guy at the animal bar lol
He was buff ,6'1 broad shoulders , hot as ...
After several jugs of chocolate soldiers we headed back to my motel room ....
I was very excited I mean he was mmmmm yummo
But so was I ....
Anyway we sparked a joint & got really high ,columbian gold in the late 70s was powerful shit ..... then started to strip....

I was pretty well thinking "Man this is gonna be fine "
He removed his shirt...
Very nice ...
I removed mine ...
Very very nice... lol

He turned around to take off his levis.. mm nice bum I thought
As he turned around, I got my first glimpse
Well what I could see of it ,,,
He had the smallest penis I had eva seen ,still to this day Im not kidding like miniscule ...
Think pinky finger
mine ...
Anyway I couldnt help it I was so high on this Grass I just started laughing I couldnt stop ,just couldnt ,got the giggles ,well hysterical really but nothing i could do just laughed & Laughed ..
He turned in the half lit room to flee ...
Ran smack bang into the door jamb & broke his nose ....
Blood everywhere ,,,
I was so far gone by this time that I could barely breathe let alone get him a towel or ice all I could do was kill myself laughing..
riunning into the door was somhow even funnnier ...
Bad I know.

I saw him the next day ,
Nose taped up,
I went ova to say It was just the grass But he wouldnt talk to me ,
No suprise there...
Ive always felt so bad a bout it ,
all I can say is
Man that was some meannnnnnn Grasss lol
Ps please dont hold it against me , you had to be there ....

Kizzy confession



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
thought you were talking about my brother until the pinky winky entered the tale

we know his is bigger they had to put 20 stitch in it when a bull decided to try and remove it for him.
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relaxin somewhere, Queensland Australia
Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:36 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
kismat: A drunken mate got lucky at a party went off into the room with a woman. Came out awhile later grining from ear to ear, his face covered in blood. The shock when I showed him a mirror was priceless. Talk about meat curtains


barf barf barf
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