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relaxin somewhere, Queensland Australia
Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:42 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing i have tears and sore sides.... rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

damn
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:23 PM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
relaxin: i have tears and sore sides....

damn


Funny as thread I am still laughing ...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Twodawgz ,s threesome farkkkkkk lol
very funny stuff
well done guys Hey newbies contribute contribute lol pleaseeeee
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relaxin somewhere, Queensland Australia
Fri Aug 22, 2008 10:44 PM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
during foreplay i had my nose stud ripped out by his earing, bleed the little bugger
his apology was impressive blushing
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Manyfeathers Werrimull, Victoria Australia
Sat Aug 23, 2008 8:40 PM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
got a cramp, got up, then collapsed & broke my leg. very mad
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bubblesron maryborough, Queensland Australia
Sat Aug 23, 2008 9:01 PM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
second wife, she wearing nothing but a singlet, me naked and on my back. Wife moving her mouth southward to change from kiss to bliss when her singlet got caught on a projection. She shouted "PRICK" I answered "EXACTLY". we both collapsed with laughter. rolling on the floor laughing
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Manyfeathers Werrimull, Victoria Australia
Sat Aug 23, 2008 9:12 PM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
bubblesron: second wife, she wearing nothing but a singlet, me naked and on my back. Wife moving her mouth southward to change from kiss to bliss when her singlet got caught on a projection. She shouted "PRICK" I answered "EXACTLY". we both collapsed with laughter.



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Sat Aug 23, 2008 11:45 PM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
bubblesron: second wife, she wearing nothing but a singlet, me naked and on my back. Wife moving her mouth southward to change from kiss to bliss when her singlet got caught on a projection. She shouted "PRICK" I answered "EXACTLY". we both collapsed with laughter.


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

That gives the term S.N.A.G a whole new meaning LMFAO
Kizzylips
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redozichick Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Mon Aug 25, 2008 4:50 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
Twodawgz: My first threesome...I was thinking i was such a stud to bag two beautiful girls well they looked good to me alcohol does play tricks on you...until the second one peed on my back while I was doing the deed with the first one.

I never thought that I could lose an erection so fast. Looking over my shoulder saying wtf is that?


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing that is farking hilariousrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:17 PM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
redozichick: that is farking hilarious



K Whats your story!! give it up devil
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redozichick Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Wed Sep 17, 2008 8:27 PM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
kismat: K Whats your story!! give it up


wave laugh ok...since I'm so good at it...I've only ever fallen off the bed but not hurt myself, although it was pretty funny. The only injury I've ever had from sex is very sore muscles all over the next day from being ***** so hard from behind and trying to hold myself upinnocent grin
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hemi864 Lower Hutt, Wellington New Zealand
Thu Sep 18, 2008 2:31 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.

Getting a blow job in a hot steamy bath,light off with candle on the bath behind my head.
As i arch back ready to explode i smell the scent of something burning and the back of my head getting really hot.
Realiseing my hair was getting burnt i jumped up splashing water over my head to the great amusement of my ex.
I now have a little bald spot all in the name of lust.rolling on the floor laughing
kismat: I'll share mine if you share yours?
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Twodawgz melbourne, Victoria Australia
Thu Sep 18, 2008 2:35 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
hemi864: Getting a blow job in a hot steamy bath,light off with candle on the bath behind my head.
As i arch back ready to explode i smell the scent of something burning and the back of my head getting really hot.
Realiseing my hair was getting burnt i jumped up splashing water over my head to the great amusement of my ex.
I now have a little bald spot all in the name of lust.


So you got some really hot head ay..rolling on the floor laughing
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Thu Sep 18, 2008 2:39 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
Twodawgz: So you got some really hot head ay..


funny as rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Hi Dawgzwave hug
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Twodawgz melbourne, Victoria Australia
Thu Sep 18, 2008 2:43 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
kizzy27: funny as
Hi Dawgz


wave Kizzy
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redozichick Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Thu Sep 18, 2008 3:50 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
hemi864: Getting a blow job in a hot steamy bath,light off with candle on the bath behind my head.
As i arch back ready to explode i smell the scent of something burning and the back of my head getting really hot.
Realiseing my hair was getting burnt i jumped up splashing water over my head to the great amusement of my ex.
I now have a little bald spot all in the name of lust.


that is hilariousrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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redozichick Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Thu Sep 18, 2008 3:51 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
Twodawgz: So you got some really hot head ay..


sounds like itrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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hemi864 Lower Hutt, Wellington New Zealand
Thu Sep 18, 2008 4:27 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
professor Thats a good one mate."got some hot head"applause
Twodawgz: So you got some really hot head ay..
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Thu Nov 6, 2008 2:10 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
hemi864: Getting a blow job in a hot steamy bath,light off with candle on the bath behind my head.
As i arch back ready to explode i smell the scent of something burning and the back of my head getting really hot.
Realiseing my hair was getting burnt i jumped up splashing water over my head to the great amusement of my ex.
I now have a little bald spot all in the name of lust.



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Now that is funny !!!!
Oh & Hemi dont call it a bald spot call it a solar panrel for a sex machine ......grin
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kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
Thu Nov 6, 2008 2:35 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
kizzy27: Now that is funny !!!!
Oh & Hemi dont call it a bald spot call it a solar panrel for a sex machine ......


thumbs up fark tis is a funny thread just read it again
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Butterflyboo1974 Mid North COast, New South Wales Australia
Thu Nov 6, 2008 3:39 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
kismat: fark tis is a funny thread just read it again



Yes so funny!!!!


I once was in a very compromising position in our college common room..... on a big armchair facing the wall......


Friends stopped and were trying to have a conversation with me..... as I ...... well.... got a little breathless....


The next day one stopped and asked me if I was doing what she thought the night before..... my blush answered her!! I couldn't look any of them in the face for weeks!!!



blushing
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