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Umm what was it you were doing?

Hmmm.... now that would be telling......

YES that's what the threads about

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I must have been about 17 and we had had a big night on the turps and bucket bongs. We started geting frisky and headed off to my room totally farked. We ripped each others clothes off and he was just about to mount me when he said, "I feel sick" and the proceeded top vomit all over me. Seems he couldn't handle all the smoke, drink and me all at once.

hmmm i got screwed literally when i was 17 had a girlfriend at home slat bed decided it had had enough and collapsed and hence i ahd a screw decide it wanted to burrow an inch into my arse cheek

I had gone out clubbing with some mates in Cairns and I was the designated driver. I was driving everyone in another friends Holden Kingswood. During the night, i had some advances from one of my mates so we decided to get out of there and get aquainted in the back seat of the car. I drove us to a secluded new housing area on the side of a hill with vacant blocks and an awesome view. Well we were going for it for hours. We were in the back seat, the front seat, the drivers seat, next to the car, on the car boot, bonnet and roof. Well after we had finished we had climbed out of the back seat to get dressed again and all of a sudden a round of applause and yahoos started echoing down the hill. Apparently we had an audience the whole time. We just gave them a bow and rushed out of there back to the nightclub where we left the others. The owner wasn't too pleased we christened his car either!!

Hooked up with an ex-girlfriend's friend. Went to her place and fell into bed. At some stage needed to retire to the boy's room. Got a little directionally challenged on the return trip. It was a big old house. Walked into a lounge room naked to find her house mate engaging in vigorous "relations" with a male companion. Escalated my "excuse me" to a whole new plane........

Should have just turned it into a foursome!!

and now for your veiwing pleasure.....

ploughingstar: hmmm i got screwed literally when i was 17 had a girlfriend at home slat bed decided it had had enough and collapsed and hence i ahd a screw decide it wanted to burrow an inch into my arse cheek

Sorry, I shouldn't laugh but ...

the only injury i sustained was a rotten headache....from having my head continuosly bashed on the headboard of my bed....ah the things we put up with for some good lovin or Bangin

When I was in my teens a girl I was gettin down with got cramps and I was stuck for 30mins until she calmed down and relaxed.

Swear to god it was like a vice and being a young horny kid it was impossible for me to get my blood to reverse its flow. So thirty minutes later and an argument about what was the best flavour of chips, we got back to business.

Forgot to say..... there was someone else involved....

My ex and I were going out to dinner for my sister's birthday at Pug Mahones in Carlton. I can't remember why, but I was driving my other sisters purple gemini. We were a bit early so we decided to park in an underground carpark and have a quickie on the boot of the car in the carpark. Well we were going for it doggie on the boot and got busted by these old foagies who decided to actually stop and have a good gander. After a glance at them they decided to move along, I think they were in shock, poor buggers. Then we get to climaxing and I am a real screamer (so much so that I have actually woken the neighbours), well it was a wonder the place was still standing coz it echoed like you wouldn't believe and still to this day I am not sure if I set off a car alarm or if it was just coincidence.

DAM gurl I luv screamers

out of bed i couldn't scream to save my life

When I was in my mid 20s I was ripping one off on my sisters couch. It pulled out into one of those bed things.. anyway.. the young fella and I broke her couch..

The funny part is that a year or two ago, at a party she was still farkin complaining about it...

20 farking years... and she still hasn't got over it....

Shell225: When I was in my mid 20s I was ripping one off on my sisters couch. It pulled out into one of those bed things.. anyway.. the young fella and I broke her couch..

The funny part is that a year or two ago, at a party she was still farkin complaining about it...

20 farking years... and she still hasn't got over it....

Just jealous Shell