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Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Mon Nov 10, 2008 8:45 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
My ex and I and the dog were out fishing one day in a secluded area surrounded by bushland. The urge hit us to climb into the back seat of my sisters torana while the dog was sniffing around outside and nobody was around. So we were going for it missionary when all of a sudden the dog has heard what was going on and was sounding distressed at the open back door that I was making all this noise and it probably appeared that I was being harmed. Well the dog proceeded to climb in the back with us and get between my ex and I, there wasn't alot of room left in the back seat so trying to get out was a bloody nightmare. Needless to say we didn't get to finish off.
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OrvaasDrem111 Balmora, Iowa USA
Mon Nov 10, 2008 9:39 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
I was traveling in the Grazelands wif my argonian lady friend and she wnted 2 get kinky n i was lik ok so we went into a kwama egg mine and started 2 go at it but we in the mine cart rolled down n broke my hand :(

another time me n one of my servants from my Netch farm were gettin frisky in the wine cellar first it wuz kinky she wuz jackin me off wif her telekinessis but i slipped it in the wrong hold on accident and she cast paralysis on me and pulled out a daedric daggar and, uh...yeah took a few inches off if u know wut i mean thak god im a master of restoration ^_____^

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shyflower South Western Sydney, New South Wales Australia
Mon Nov 10, 2008 4:30 PM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
OrvaasDrem111: I was traveling in the Grazelands wif my argonian lady friend and she wnted 2 get kinky n i was lik ok so we went into a kwama egg mine and started 2 go at it but we in the mine cart rolled down n broke my hand :(

another time me n one of my servants from my Netch farm were gettin frisky in the wine cellar first it wuz kinky she wuz jackin me off wif her telekinessis but i slipped it in the wrong hold on accident and she cast paralysis on me and pulled out a daedric daggar and, uh...yeah took a few inches off if u know wut i mean thak god im a master of restoration ^_____^


Huh?


dunno
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:03 PM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
OrvaasDrem111: I was traveling in the Grazelands wif my argonian lady friend and she wnted 2 get kinky n i was lik ok so we went into a kwama egg mine and started 2 go at it but we in the mine cart rolled down n broke my hand :(

another time me n one of my servants from my Netch farm were gettin frisky in the wine cellar first it wuz kinky she wuz jackin me off wif her telekinessis but i slipped it in the wrong hold on accident and she cast paralysis on me and pulled out a daedric daggar and, uh...yeah took a few inches off if u know wut i mean thak god im a master of restoration ^_____^



Ill have what hes havin .....uh oh
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sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Mon Nov 10, 2008 8:06 PM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
kizzy27: Ill have what hes havin .....
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing wat woz dat kizzy rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Mon Nov 10, 2008 8:09 PM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
shyflower: Huh?
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:04 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
sxc666: wat woz dat kizzy



A tall tale doh
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aberfoyle Coffs Harbour, New South Wales Australia
Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:39 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
kismat: A tall tale



Makes for an interesting read though laugh
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kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
Tue Nov 11, 2008 3:58 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
you look like a beta writter cool
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aberfoyle Coffs Harbour, New South Wales Australia
Tue Nov 11, 2008 4:01 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
kismat: you look like a beta writter



cool You're so cool Kismat
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kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
Tue Nov 11, 2008 4:05 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
thankyou where is everyone, lurking I bet.bouquet
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aberfoyle Coffs Harbour, New South Wales Australia
Tue Nov 11, 2008 4:09 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
kismat: thankyou where is everyone, lurking I bet.



Aww, flowers too...sweet. blushing
Don't know where all have gone. They all just disappeared. dunno
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kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
Tue Nov 11, 2008 4:57 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
its a illusion there lurking grin
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Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Tue Nov 11, 2008 4:59 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
kismat: its a illusion there lurking


I am always lurking, watching, waiting for chance to strike with deadly accuracy. uh oh
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OrvaasDrem111 Balmora, Iowa USA
Tue Nov 11, 2008 8:40 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
I'm only an apprentice of Illusion ='(
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shyflower South Western Sydney, New South Wales Australia
Tue Nov 11, 2008 9:44 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
OrvaasDrem111: I'm only an apprentice of Illusion ='(



HUH?


rolling on the floor laughing
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catchme11 brisbane, Queensland Australia
Tue Nov 11, 2008 4:04 PM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
kismat: I'll share mine if you share yours?




no injuries just pleasure....with an american footballer having mad
as sex after his win...he wanted to do in the middle of the stadium he played on. Best moment ever.smitten
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CuspofMagic Crystal City, South Australia Australia
Tue Nov 11, 2008 4:45 PM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
--- My dick --- fell off !laugh
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aberfoyle Coffs Harbour, New South Wales Australia
Tue Nov 11, 2008 4:47 PM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
CuspofMagic: --- My dick --- fell off !



You're wicked Cusp....saw you flashin' yourself around on the Intl's scold


laugh laugh laugh
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CuspofMagic Crystal City, South Australia Australia
Tue Nov 11, 2008 5:14 PM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
aberfoyle: You're wicked Cusp....saw you flashin' yourself around on the Intl's


---aw!--- tis only virtual --- Im really quiteblushing --- shy--- must be the cancerian influence laugh
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