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aberfoyle Coffs Harbour, New South Wales Australia
Tue Nov 11, 2008 5:24 PM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
CuspofMagic: ---aw!--- tis only virtual --- Im really quite --- shy--- must be the cancerian influence




Or maybe just a touch of wine ???? laugh
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kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
Tue Nov 11, 2008 6:43 PM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
lightbulb
drinking can I touch it to yr
(.)(.)
PLEASE......
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aberfoyle Coffs Harbour, New South Wales Australia
Tue Nov 11, 2008 6:58 PM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
kismat: can I touch it to yr
(.)(.)
PLEASE......



Cheeky scold laugh
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kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
Tue Nov 11, 2008 7:04 PM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
blushing moping
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aberfoyle Coffs Harbour, New South Wales Australia
Tue Nov 11, 2008 7:06 PM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
Oh well, OK.

But you have to come over here to NSW. OK ? laugh
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kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
Wed Nov 12, 2008 3:56 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
motorcycle dam need a plane or a boattransport now I'm in outer space or is it spaced out head banger
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aberfoyle Coffs Harbour, New South Wales Australia
Wed Nov 12, 2008 4:08 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
kismat: dam need a plane or a boat now I'm in outer space or is it spaced out




You could draw on a sexy little cape and super fly over
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kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
Wed Nov 12, 2008 4:21 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
aberfoyle: You could draw on a sexy little cape and fly over


confused its a cape? thought he was on fire smile
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Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Wed Nov 12, 2008 4:22 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
kismat: its a cape? thought he was on fire


You're on fire, sexy! love the new look, so rugged an manlywink wave
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kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
Wed Nov 12, 2008 4:26 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
shuckss blushing
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Pockets66 Kelmscott, Western Australia Australia
Wed Nov 12, 2008 7:11 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
On the killing stroke
Dog tongue on scrotum.
Fervent prayer it's not tasting!

3 year old daughter explaining to Mother in Law how she saw mummy drinking from daddy's willy.
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Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Wed Nov 12, 2008 7:18 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
Pockets66: On the killing stroke
Dog tongue on scrotum.
Fervent prayer it's not tasting!

3 year old daughter explaining to Mother in Law how she saw mummy drinking from daddy's willy.


rolling on the floor laughing never work with kids or animals rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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psuedonym adelaide, South Australia Australia
Wed Nov 12, 2008 8:30 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
secluded and quiet stretch of the murray river. on a banana lounge opened out close to the banks of the river. the only sounds were the odd shriek of a white galah, and what we thought was the droning sound of our far off generator back at our camp site. broad daylight, but anytime's a good time. started doing a horizontal mumba on the banana lounge, and in all the excitement, suspected the generator had holed it's exhaust as the drone was getting gradually louder. then the almighty rude shock of an excrutiatingly loud air horn, made us realise that the generator's exhaust was fine but the bloody murray princess was on time and steaming up the river with every bloody possible passenger out on the main deck enjoying the sunshine , and the view. stood up and unashamedly took a bow. then ran like hell for the cover of a nearby willow.
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kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
Mon Nov 17, 2008 2:59 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
rolling on the floor laughing
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Arealguy69 Auckland, Auckland New Zealand
Mon Nov 17, 2008 3:07 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
An ex and i were going hammer and tongs doggy style when she let rip a shart (wet fart) needless to say after wiping up her splatter piece of artwork we just cuddled (although i giggled my ass off to sleep) blues
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ploughingstar thallon, Queensland Australia
Mon Nov 17, 2008 3:12 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
Arealguy69: An ex and i were going hammer and tongs doggy style when she let rip a shart (wet fart) needless to say after wiping up her splatter piece of artwork we just cuddled (although i giggled my ass off to sleep)
scold been there but tmi rolling on the floor laughing
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kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
Mon Nov 17, 2008 3:21 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
oh fark nouh oh
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sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Mon Nov 17, 2008 3:23 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
ohhh good god uh oh
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sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Mon Nov 17, 2008 3:23 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
Pockets66: On the killing stroke
Dog tongue on scrotum.
Fervent prayer it's not tasting!

3 year old daughter explaining to Mother in Law how she saw mummy drinking from daddy's willy.
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing priceless
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kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
Mon Nov 17, 2008 3:24 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
rolling on the floor laughing
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