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Sooo glad im not married anymore....

Now sex & love making is just for me ...

Speaking of which I have a new date Saturday ....Very nice man
meeting at 11 am having lunch ,going on the whale watch cruise then out to dinner , he has booked a hotel room so if things go well we will see each other again sunday n spend the day..
First meeting....very exciting
weve chatted & cammed /phone so gee im really hoping there will be no horrible suprises , but lots of good ones !!!
Wish me luck fellow lonelyhearts[/quote



you be gentle with him now kizzy, haha, have a great day and good luck for sunday, you may have to swing by the church for confession after sat night,

good luck in the long term too kizzy, isnt that whats its all about after alls said and done, finding the one?



the one that will put up with me in my case,

good luck on saturday will keep fingers crossed for ya

[/quote you be gentle with him now kizzy, haha, have a great day and good luck for sunday, you may have to swing by the church for confession after sat night,

good luck in the long term too kizzy, isnt that whats its all about after alls said and done, finding the one?
the one that will put up with me in my case,



dont you hear that little voice? "pick me pick me pick me" look over yonder see red jumping up and down, her hand in the air.....

oh and if that dont work can you do that bar dance again ?

MMmmmmm what do you define as ..gentle
Thx but first date I should be able to resist...maybe
hey if I see him for lunch , then dinner that night ..isnt that concidered 2 dates ???
May have to think about that
lol
kIzzy

refused yesterday meet a accident waiting to happen

You really have a way with words Kis

as for me yes i ran a mile, no actually, he had such a small winkie, this was quite some time ago now, anyway we did it, well i didnt even know that it was happening, and i thought i was maybe too plastered to know, so went back for 2nds, reached down and nearly died his testies were of a normal size but the actual weener was smaller than a new borns erect NO SHIT! bloody sad, found out later that his mum had german measles when she was pregnant with him, and not only was he partially deaf, but his weener never grew either.......damn waste of a good looking man, and he asked me out again but i just couldnt do it, i know it sounds shallow, but at least have something happening down there Honestly, it has scarred me for life...... outta there

The bloke my ex dad made me go out with started getting fresh................ that was enough for me.


Didn't stop him from telling all the locals that he had scored though

Kizzy" Guess who this is ?? he has owned up at last lets get him.

requested 2 have sex with 2 guys but refused them...

im not gay either

well no one ever askes so ai never have to say no!

cgd

and you reckon Kismat has a way with word s
Phae yr killin me !!!!

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nahhh Dragz is just a kinky bastard , hes just wishful thinkin mmmmm

That is a true story no shit! poor bugger i still see him occassionally now and its just horrible as all i can think of is the micro minuute weener such a shame

I had one of those years ago in the late swinging 60'sits funny but you never forget' he was in the Air Force, been going with him about a fortnight he was a great guy,well he grabbed my hand and I went to hold it Oh dear' I could not believe it it was like an electric shock of suprise ran through me! pulled my hand away and acted coy.Didnt go any further,isent that strange, remember like it was yesterday.He had a broad yorkshire accent and he told me he used to own a pet Rat called Pinkee I often wonder how he is going after all these years he was so sweet it was not fair. Oh he also had a very big motor bike( it figures).

actually --- almost daily

oh baby oh baby give it to me give it to me oh baby

The only time I recall refusing sex was the dryvhumping leg farker that cum in his pants!! That'll teach me, shoulda just put out and saved the poor guy some embarassment!

mmm do tell...

mmmm dont tell ...lol
that story still kills me Ralf Im sorry but omg !!!

Sorry, no there was another time and I can't remember why, but he then proceded to screw the back of my knee and then cum in my ear???