Posted: May 14, 2008, 4:59 AM CST
"misdirection is the key to survival, never attack when your enemy defends, never behave as your enemy expects and NEVER reveal you true strength, if knowledge is power, then to be unknown is to be unconquerable"
You know my father was part of the Bokanabi rebellion, and when he was killed, me and my brothers were branded, so others would know that less than human. I’ve seen and done things I’m not proud of but at some point you realize that war … is … business. So when did killing become a business for you.
Oh, it’s so much more than that. I have discovered the Holy Grail of science Mr Lorene. I give life. The agates, they are simply tools, instruments, they have no souls. The possibilities are endless here. In two years time I will be able to cure children’s leukemia, how many people on earth can say that Mr. Lorene?
I think it’s just you and god… That’s the answer your looking for isn’t it?
"Would i kill a baby to save a thousand more ? verily, because might is right, pigs don't fly and some things, some things are just worth sacrificing for" - my history proffesor
Who would bring a charge against god's elect? It is god who justifies- Romans 8:33
-A good tree cannot bear bad fruit, nor can a bad tree bear good fruit- Matthew 7:17"
Vimes was used to the other kind of nut jobs, the ones that acted quite normally right up to the point where they hauled off and smashed someone with a poker for blowing there nose noisily. But Carcer was different. He was in two minds, but instead of them being in conflict, they were in competition. He had a demon on both shoulders, urging one another on” - Terry Pratchett
Mans ability to believe what he wants to believe rather than face what is true astounds me, rather than face the truth we pin our hopes on a perfect world where our childish mistakes will be forgotten; god has not been proven not to exist, therefore he exists, therefore he MUST exist.” - History Professor
-Your faith fails you, and you replace it with rational thought, but there is no love in thought, only death in deduction-Stephan King
Answers to Driving School TestsThe following are purportedly a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school (that is, Saturday Traffic School for moving violation offenders.)
Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
What for? He can't see my license plate.
Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
The pickup truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
What are the important safety tips to remember when backing your car?
Always wear a condom.
When driving through fog, what should you use?
Your car.
What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.
What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
The color.
How do you deal with heavy traffic?
Heavy psychedelics.
What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
Carry loaded weapons.