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Funny One Liners

Queensland dating
Da_Boo_Wabbit
Brisbane, Wavell Heights, Queensland Australia
Posted: Apr 25, 2008, 12:52 AM CST
Post your favourite or funny one liners

I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension.

Every so often, I like to stick my head out the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.

It's a good thing we have gravity, or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused.
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Darwin dating
Darkhorseman
Darwin, Northern Territory Australia
Posted: Jun 16, 2008, 7:04 PM CST
I wish the mailman would stop delivering letter to The Occupant. He hasn't lived here for years!
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sassykimmie
melbourne, Victoria Australia
Posted: Jul 1, 2008, 1:41 AM CST
What does an absessive compulsive quitter do when she goes to a therapist?
So she can quit her therapy.



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