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The Insult Chain Game

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sxc666
Wagga Wagga, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 8:34 AM CST
Every post begins with an insulting answer,
and ends with a question about yourself,
so that the next poster can insult you.

So, to start:

What do you think of my new insult game?
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dragondog4
Hastings, Hawkes Bay New Zealand
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 1:42 PM CST
sxc666 wrote:
Every post begins with an insulting answer,
and ends with a question about yourself,
so that the next poster can insult you.

So, to start:

What do you think of my new insult game?


It makes mouldy egg sandwiches on a Hot Muggy day look appetising. grin

My New Work out Gym is awesome, isn't it?

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sxc666
Wagga Wagga, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 7:50 PM CST
dragondog4 wrote:
It makes mouldy egg sandwiches on a Hot Muggy day look appetising.

My New Work out Gym is awesome, isn't it?


Yeah to build muscles on an ant.



Do you like my hair?
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kare65
brisbane, Queensland Australia
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 11:09 PM CST
sxc666 wrote:
Yeah to build muscles on an ant.
Do you like my hair?


Love it, don't give me your hairdressers number.

Do u like my smile? rolling on the floor laughing
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kizzy27
Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Posted: May 1, 2008, 12:18 AM CST
kare65 wrote:
Love it, don't give me your hairdressers number.

Do u like my smile?


As long as you dont look into my mirror...
Do I have a way with words...lips
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Twodawgz
melbourne, Victoria Australia
Posted: May 1, 2008, 12:25 AM CST
kizzy27 wrote:
As long as you dont look into my mirror...
Do I have a way with words...


Yeah full of it..


Do you think im sensitive
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kizzy27
Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Posted: May 1, 2008, 4:30 AM CST
Only the head of you c@ck!!!


Do you think im funny?lips
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easygoingguy
somewhere in paradise, Western Australia Australia
Posted: May 1, 2008, 2:22 PM CST
kizzy27 wrote:
Only the head of you c@ck!!!Do you think im funny?

Yes and that`s why I called for a straight jacket.

Does my mo need trimming?
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dragondog4
Hastings, Hawkes Bay New Zealand
Posted: May 1, 2008, 2:48 PM CST
easygoingguy wrote:
Yes and that`s why I called for a straight jacket.

Does my mo need trimming?



Oh! thats what that is.

Man that was awesome sex.
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easygoingguy
somewhere in paradise, Western Australia Australia
Posted: May 1, 2008, 2:58 PM CST
dragondog4 wrote:
Oh! thats what that is.

Man that was awesome sex.



Sex with a man ?????

Will you call me in the morning?
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dragondog4
Hastings, Hawkes Bay New Zealand
Posted: May 1, 2008, 4:15 PM CST
easygoingguy wrote:
Sex with a man ?????

Will you call me in the morning?


Yeah; If the Bloody World stops and I'm walking around as a fetid zombie corpse. laugh


How do you like that Lasanga?.
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easygoingguy
somewhere in paradise, Western Australia Australia
Posted: May 1, 2008, 4:23 PM CST
dragondog4 wrote:
Yeah; If the Bloody World stops and I'm walking around as a fetid zombie corpse. How do you like that Lasanga?.


If you did`nt make it , then very much !!
sticking out tongue

Lets call a truce
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dragondog4
Hastings, Hawkes Bay New Zealand
Posted: May 1, 2008, 4:41 PM CST
easygoingguy wrote:
If you did`nt make it , then very much !!


Lets call a truce


Not until I'm dead and buried, You asinine Mule.grin

Hows my new cologne ???
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easygoingguy
somewhere in paradise, Western Australia Australia
Posted: May 1, 2008, 4:47 PM CST
dragondog4 wrote:
Not until I'm dead and buried, You asinine Mule.

Hows my new cologne ???


It`s made from mule urine

Do I look like I lost weight???
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sxc666
Wagga Wagga, New South Wales Australia
Posted: May 1, 2008, 6:26 PM CST
easygoingguy wrote:
It`s made from mule urine

Do I look like I lost weight???


Stand next to an elephant and people might notice.




Do you like my cooking?
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Lou79
Near Echuca, New South Wales Australia
Posted: May 1, 2008, 6:28 PM CST
sxc666 wrote:
Stand next to an elephant and people might notice.

Do you like my cooking?

Oh puhleasee.. You call that cooking? Put it back in the gutter where it belongs.


Do you like my new painting?
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dragondog4
Hastings, Hawkes Bay New Zealand
Posted: May 1, 2008, 6:35 PM CST
Lou79 wrote:
Oh puhleasee.. You call that cooking? Put it back in the gutter where it belongs.Do you like my new painting?


Oh look you framed one of your daughters kindy pictures, ain't that cute. Now where's this new Painting of yours laugh

How did you like my acting in the New bond film ???
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sxc666
Wagga Wagga, New South Wales Australia
Posted: May 1, 2008, 6:41 PM CST
dragondog4 wrote:
Oh look you framed one of your daughters kindy pictures, ain't that cute. Now where's this new Painting of yours

How did you like my acting in the New bond film ???

You should give up the bond movies and try the wiggles.



Do you like my nose?
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Lou79
Near Echuca, New South Wales Australia
Posted: May 1, 2008, 6:47 PM CST
sxc666 wrote:
You should give up the bond movies and try the wiggles.
Do you like my nose?


Crooked like a witch, very fitting for you.


Do you think my bum looks big in these jeans?
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sxc666
Wagga Wagga, New South Wales Australia
Posted: May 1, 2008, 6:55 PM CST
Lou79 wrote:
Crooked like a witch, very fitting for you. Do you think my bum looks big in these jeans?


I could play a movie there.


Do you like how I drive?
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