Who's the Perfect woman.

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dragondog4 Hastings, Hawkes Bay New Zealand
OK Ladies For you Whose the Perfect man and why.

And that is the important point. Why do "YOU" think that person is perfect.
dragondog4 Hastings, Hawkes Bay New Zealand
During My Pre Teens and early Teens it was Valerie Bertinelli.

She had such an angelic face, And her figure was very well balanced. It also helped that her sitcom gave her a Perky friendly manner.

There was also another factor. She was just outside Main stream Male's lust factor. So i felt i had less competition for the girl of my dreams. It also meant in these types of converstions I always had a new name to add.

Mind you after Grease she was closely pushed by Olivia Newton-John.
dragondog4 Hastings, Hawkes Bay New Zealand
The older more life tested me now see's Madonna as the perfect Woman.

Look at Her. Her Figure is close to covergirl. Her Face is Beautiful. Yet she wears her I've seen life and succeeded image with pride. Her look says I'm woman, I've got brains, integrity, and experience, so don't fuck with me.

Yes she has the Time and money to ensure she can look after herself.

But if she can dance like in her past few videos, Then she spends a lot of that time in the gym working out. And good for her i say.

I like the way she portrays herself. In her early days she came across as a Barbie doll. And whilst I liked her Pop music, I didn't like her. But now in her interviews and those Snapshots in the Womans Mags and TV interviews. She portrays herself as cultured, experienced. Dressing to Portray herself both sensually and intellectually. Something most of those in the Limelight will admit is hard to do.

Now Its the full image of knowing where she has come from (When first hitting the limelight) to where she is now. i have true respect for that. Those middle years working with kids the underpriveleged, Writing, and fundraising. She has proven to me she is the Perfect female; and she has Money.

Its JMO. And i am only going off what I have got out of the Paparazzi over the years.smitten
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You asked - "who's the perfect woman?"

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dragondog4 Hastings, Hawkes Bay New Zealand
Charli15695: You asked - "who's the perfect woman?"


Yes: But you never said why You thought you were perfect. scold

But Positive thinking is a start I suppose. beer
Most definitely! I'm perfect because .... warm, kind-hearted, sensitive, loving, funny, independent and available! LOL
dragondog4 Hastings, Hawkes Bay New Zealand
In Aussie, according to a popular local comedian. She has sex on the first date and her dad owns a brewery. grin
dragondog4 Hastings, Hawkes Bay New Zealand
Charli15695: Most definitely! I'm perfect because .... warm, kind-hearted, sensitive, loving, funny, independent and available! LOL

thumbs up Those are all good reasons.
blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
dragondog4: OK Ladies For you Whose the Perfect man and why.

And that is the important point. Why do "YOU" think that person is perfect.


Johny Depp

Because he is so damn goodlooking it should be a crime laugh
he is a good husband - loves his wife and is loyal, trustworthy, etc
he is a great dad - adores his kids and talks about them all the time in interviewsjavascript:emot('dunno');
he is a great actor
he does a lot for charity


oh.. and did i mention he is hot ?? confused laugh
Lou29 Floating in the Riverina, New South Wales Australia
mmmmmmmm Johnny Depp.. smitten


There goes my house work... mmmmmmmmmmm Johnny Depp.

laugh Thanks Blonde.
dragondog4 Hastings, Hawkes Bay New Zealand
This is the same man who played Edwards Scissorhands. "ere mind where you put those scissors young man" or "Hey you could of warmed those scissorblades before you placed them there"

The same man who ponces around as a very effiminate Pirate. laugh

sigh He is a great actor ain't he. applause
cowgirldancer The Patch, Victoria Australia
I am PERFECT HE JUST DONT KNOW IT , but he will when he finds me, I hope he finds me soon ! so I can show him how refect i am.


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Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
I am not perfect, i burp, fart, scratch myself, my shit does indeed stink and that's not the worst of it!! wow laugh

Perfect for me though is someone who trusts and respects me, treats me how i deserve to be treated, is honest, open and reliable. I need physical attraction but that can vary depending on the person and he needs to be ready, willing and able in the sack!! applause
Twodawgz melbourne, Victoria Australia
Ralf74: I am not perfect, i burp, fart, scratch myself, my shit does indeed stink and that's not the worst of it!! Perfect for me though is someone who trusts and respects me, treats me how i deserve to be treated, is honest, open and reliable. I need physical attraction but that can vary depending on the person and he needs to be ready, willing and able in the sack!!



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing fell off the chair you bitch..rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing your a real women Ralfy..
Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Twodawgz: fell off the chair you bitch.. your a real women Ralfy..


Oh yes, I am definetly all woman, well last I looked anyway!! wow rolling on the floor laughing
Medeb Geelong, Victoria Australia
perfect is overrated

I like understated



Twodawgz melbourne, Victoria Australia
Medeb: perfect is overrated

I like understated


I reckon if i crossed dress id come close sooooooo i was told..uh oh
Medeb Geelong, Victoria Australia
Twodawgz: I reckon if i crossed dress id come close sooooooo i was told..



could be handy, you could infiltrate a girls night and learn stuff


on the other hand - that would not work for me, bits of me would be too hard to disguise
kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
I do believe i am the perfect woman....


























for someone!heart beating


My perfect man?


the one i fall in love with ofcourse.smitten smitten smitten


Kizzylips
Twodawgz melbourne, Victoria Australia
Medeb: could be handy, you could infiltrate a girls night and learn stuffon the other hand - that would not work for me, bits of me would be too hard to disguise


Reckon it would be fun although id have the same problem..laugh




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