Who's the Perfect woman.

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Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Medeb: could be handy, you could infiltrate a girls night and learn stuffon the other hand - that would not work for me, bits of me would be too hard to disguise


rolling on the floor laughing I feel for ya Deb!! comfort laugh
Medeb Geelong, Victoria Australia
Good morning Ralf





Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Medeb: Good morning Ralf


wave morning Deb! kiss
dragondog4 Hastings, Hawkes Bay New Zealand
kizzy27: I do believe i am the perfect woman....for someone! My perfect man?the one i fall in love with ofcourse. Kizzy


I was pretty sure you were all that Kizzy. But I didn't realise you had money too. kiss

But your in OZ. (Brokenheart)

So sorry kizzy your not my perfect woman your too far away. But I'm sure your somebodies.teddybear newzealand
kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Who has money??? I GOT SHOES laugh

Nice to see you again Dragz kiss



helenred wellington, Wellington New Zealand
I think everyone no matter how a person is in looks or personality we all hold a little something that is just right to us. Who cares a frig about what someone else thinks as long as you think you have that perfect something about you. No one person or thing is wholely perfect we all have flaws and faults... takes a man to come up with this thread ahhhahahahahaha
Timmy27 Adelaide, South Australia Australia
dragondog4: In Aussie, according to a popular local comedian. She has sex on the first date and her dad owns a brewery.


That would be Kevin Bloody Wilson

Can I see your tits, or will show them to me are another couple of lines from the song, lol
Timmy27 Adelaide, South Australia Australia
The perfect women for me at this stage in my life and going on previous relationship experiences I have had already, would be:

-A women who has her own idependance and interests and does not need to be around there partner 24-7 to fill loved.

-A women who generally cares and is interested in what you have to say and getting to know you.

-A women who is upfront and honest in a relationship and doesnt play mind games with there partner.

-A women attracted to them, looks arent the most important thing, but there has to be physical attraction for something to happen.

-A women I can love because I actually love them and not just because I care about them.

-A women with a kind heart and gentle touch.

-A women who I can be connected to on an emotional and Physical level.

-A women who will do her fair share of helping out around the place, I believe most things such as household stuff should be 50/50. I think this is important that you work as team so things get done.

-A women that I can have fun with and have a good laugh.

-Last off all, a Women who is willing to be my best freind and also my lover.



teddybear bouquet teddybear sad flower



Lou29 Floating in the Riverina, New South Wales Australia
Timmy27: The perfect women for me at this stage in my life and going on previous relationship experiences I have had already, would be:

-A women who has her own idependance and interests and does not need to be around there partner 24-7 to fill loved.

-A women who generally cares and is interested in what you have to say and getting to know you.

-A women who is upfront and honest in a relationship and doesnt play mind games with there partner.

-A women attracted to them, looks arent the most important thing, but there has to be physical attraction for something to happen.

-A women I can love because I actually love them and not just because I care about them.

-A women with a kind heart and gentle touch.

-A women who I can be connected to on an emotional and Physical level.

-A women who will do her fair share of helping out around the place, I believe most things such as household stuff should be 50/50. I think this is important that you work as team so things get done.

-A women that I can have fun with and have a good laugh.

-Last off all, a Women who is willing to be my best freind and also my lover.



smitten ohh Timmy!

laugh
Timmy27 Adelaide, South Australia Australia
Lou29: ohh Timmy!


Thanx Lou, straight from the heart heart beating
InkedHeart Whangarei, Northland New Zealand
i'm no way near perfect and nor do i wanna be


there is no perfect man out there either, as he can only be he.


JMO handshake
Timmy27 Adelaide, South Australia Australia
InkedHeart: i'm no way near perfect and nor do i wanna be there is no perfect man out there either, as he can only be he.JMO


So very true



takingariskagain perth SOR, Western Australia Australia
InkedHeart: i'm no way near perfect and nor do i wanna be there is no perfect man out there either, as he can only be he.JMO


you are perfect to me Inked... damn you are just to far away!

I am perfect




























mmm sorry meant perfectly farken normal and typical male! cheers
InkedHeart Whangarei, Northland New Zealand
takingariskagain: you are perfect to me Inked... damn you are just to far away!

I am perfect

mmm sorry meant perfectly farken normal and typical male!


sheesh don't you know how to cast a rod?? cast it this way and i'll take the bait laugh
dragondog4 Hastings, Hawkes Bay New Zealand
kizzy27: Who has money??? I GOT SHOES

Nice to see you again Dragz


Thanks for the memory jog. I recall that now being mentioned several times.

Tell me does the # of shoes owned equate in some unusual way to the # of times one doesn't get taken out in a relationship. Cos I hear that shoes are a weakness for a lot of woman.

I can't appreciate how one can own a shoe and not have the matching underwear, dress's and other accompaniments that go with them. innocent

I bet its a lovely twelve bedroom mansion you live in.


Luv you kizzy grin laugh
kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
dragondog4: Thanks for the memory jog. I recall that now being mentioned several times.

Tell me does the # of shoes owned equate in some unusual way to the # of times one doesn't get taken out in a relationship. Cos I hear that shoes are a weakness for a lot of woman.

I can't appreciate how one can own a shoe and not have the matching underwear, dress's and other accompaniments that go with them.

I bet its a lovely twelve bedroom mansion you live in.Luv you kizzy




some shoes just come with a matching handbags & well who am I to separate twins dunno

Plenty of room for ypu dragz if ya wva make it accross da ditch !!!!
wink
sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Ralf74: I am not perfect, i burp, fart, scratch myself, my shit does indeed stink and that's not the worst of it!!

Perfect for me though is someone who trusts and respects me, treats me how i deserve to be treated, is honest, open and reliable. I need physical attraction but that can vary depending on the person and he needs to be ready, willing and able in the sack!!
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sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
I'm so close to perfect, it scares me. uh oh
dragondog4 Hastings, Hawkes Bay New Zealand
Its not the ditch thats the problem. Its the fact that there's not enough room this side to get a running start.

Also not sure if my pole is long enough to make that vault.

------I'm exhausted thinking about it. I won't tell her I ain't fit enough as well. I'll keep that secret. ----daydream
dragondog4 Hastings, Hawkes Bay New Zealand
sxc666: I'm so close to perfect, it scares me.


comfort hug Thats so sad Sxc you must be doomed to be single coz you know theres never gonna be a male good enough, if your that perfect. sigh I'll pray for you see if that second coming is anytime soon. He should be close enough to perfection for you. laugh cheers




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