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The federal government is sending each and every one of us a $600 rebate.

If we spend that money at K-Mart, the money will go to China.

If we spend it on petrol it will go to the Arabs, if we purchase a computer it will go to Taiwan,

If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala,

If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan,

If we purchase useless crap it will go to Korea and none of it will help the Australian economy.

The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on prostitutes and beer, since these are the only products still produced in Australia.

Now Dawgs I disagree, my new white leather cuff are aussie made !!!
Ive been offered a free fitting & demo ....Hmmm think its a good idea ?
lmfao
Kizzy

Another c.s golen oldy.....


A waiatress walks up to her table in a resturant and notices that the 3 Japaneese Buisnessmen seated were all masturbating.


She says........What the hell do you thing you are doing???

One Jap says.........Can you not see we are all berry hungry?..

Waitress says...So is that helping your situation?...

Jap says........Well the menue says first come first served.....

A woman visited her plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called 'The Knob,'
where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and
could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face-lift.

Of course, the woman wanted 'The Knob.'

Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob,
and the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant.

After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.
'All these years, everything has been working just fine.
I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results.
But now I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes
and the knob won't get rid of them.'


The doctor looked at her closely and said, 'Those aren't bags, those are your breasts.'

She said, 'Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee.'

& for a minute there I wanted the Knob lmfao !!!!