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dragondog4 Hastings, Hawkes Bay New Zealand

Mon May 12, 2008 9:45 PM CST : Help Needed!!!! DESPERATE

You don't know me But my Name is Dragondog4.

I have had a very hard life. My Parents were killed By Gorillas. They were Hungry and were out in search of food. I got told they strayed into a Gorilla feeding area and lost the fight over food.

Hunger will do that for you.

So i am on my own

I have tried hard to get myself through each day going to work for others and daily being used and abused to obtain a Dollar to get food to see another day.

I taught myself how to read and write while i scrubbed floors in schools. I have done well despite these challenges

But Today i recieved two Burdens

I need to register my Bike and fix my washing machine.

I need money

Your kind generous donations will help me see Christmas in nice clean clothes. And keep me from Prison because my bike will have nice shiny new sticker.

All i ask for is a $1000 dollars from each of you nice people. In return i will be nice to everyone for a week.

Please Mail your Donations of exceeding generosity to:

Its a Scam
1000 Dollar dr
Richman.
6025

Your generosity would be much appreciated.

dragondog4 Hastings, Hawkes Bay New Zealand

Mon May 12, 2008 9:46 PM CST : Help Needed!!!! DESPERATE

I am wondering if i should of been less greedy and asked only for $1 a day.

Oh well never know my luck

Twodawgz melbourne, Victoria Australia

Mon May 12, 2008 9:55 PM CST : Help Needed!!!! DESPERATE

dragondog4: You don't know me But my Name is Dragondog4.

I have had a very hard life. My Parents were killed By Gorillas. They were Hungry and were out in search of food. I got told they strayed into a Gorilla feeding area and lost the fight over food.

Hunger will do that for you.

So i am on my own I have tried hard to get myself through each day going to work for others and daily being used and abused to obtain a Dollar to get food to see another day.

I taught myself how to read and write while i scrubbed floors in schools. I have done well despite these challenges

But Today i recieved two Burdens I need to register my Bike and fix my washing machine. I need money Your kind generous donations will help me see Christmas in nice clean clothes. And keep me from Prison because my bike will have nice shiny new sticker.

All i ask for is a $1000 dollars from each of you nice people. In return i will be nice to everyone for a week.

Please Mail your Donations of exceeding generosity to:

Its a Scam
1000 Dollar dr
Richman.
6025

Your generosity would be much appreciated.

Dogs my gift to you..

What the heck and a grand ta boot..

Enjoy...

newgirl01 New Plymouth, Taranaki New Zealand

Mon May 12, 2008 9:55 PM CST : Help Needed!!!! DESPERATE

You will have more luck if you say your from Nigeria

dragondog4 Hastings, Hawkes Bay New Zealand

Mon May 12, 2008 9:57 PM CST : Help Needed!!!! DESPERATE

Twodawgz: Dogs my gift to you..

What the heck and a grand ta boot..

Enjoy...

Thanks dawgs. See I'm being nice already and I haven't recieved mail. I know you'll be true to your word.

dragondog4 Hastings, Hawkes Bay New Zealand

Mon May 12, 2008 10:00 PM CST : Help Needed!!!! DESPERATE

newgirl01: You will have more luck if you say your from Nigeria

I was going to but I didn't know where Gorillas lived.

But I tried to imply that.

Does that mean your not contributing.

newgirl01 New Plymouth, Taranaki New Zealand

Mon May 12, 2008 10:07 PM CST : Help Needed!!!! DESPERATE

Well ok because I'm an animal lover, this ones for you.

dragondog4 Hastings, Hawkes Bay New Zealand

Mon May 12, 2008 10:29 PM CST : Help Needed!!!! DESPERATE

newgirl01: Well ok because I'm an animal lover, this ones for you.

May your cheeks sparkle when you smile.

See how nice i be.

newgirl01 New Plymouth, Taranaki New Zealand

Mon May 12, 2008 10:51 PM CST : Help Needed!!!! DESPERATE

How are you going to live off $1 per day? is that one bowl of rice. thks for the smile.

dragondog4 Hastings, Hawkes Bay New Zealand

Mon May 12, 2008 11:12 PM CST : Help Needed!!!! DESPERATE

newgirl01: How are you going to live off $1 per day? is that one bowl of rice. thks for the smile.

Its not a dollar a day if recieved from a 1000 people.

Please hurry everyone. I've got another dirty shirt to wash and tomorrow I'll have to go commando. For the one pr of knickers I've got, Ive worn both ways twice over.

nadine Mosgiel, Otago New Zealand

Mon May 12, 2008 11:14 PM CST : Help Needed!!!! DESPERATE

dragondog4: I was going to but I didn't know where Gorillas lived.

But I tried to imply that.

Does that mean your not contributing.

cutypie auckland New Zealand

Tue May 13, 2008 12:41 AM CST : Help Needed!!!! DESPERATE

I can donate you my eight pairs of lace panties.........

Though you will have to untangle them they are one big Knot????

Used the hard wash instead of gentle????

kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia

Tue May 13, 2008 2:15 AM CST : Help Needed!!!! DESPERATE

Dear Dragondog4,
As a registered charity I can help you...You need to send me your $1000,s & I can guarantee Ill turn your donated money into millions ,Ofcourse this will not only enable you to register your bike & get a new washer but also help the thousands of other orphans left homeless & needy by the goriila fighting epidemic sweeping New Zealand ,oops I mean our beloved nation...
Do you realize that Little Zaibee has to walk for six hours every day just to fetch enough sticks to sell for $1.00!!!
For your donation of $2.00 we can buy the stick & make the little Bastard run!!!
Send all forwarded cheques to:
Scammed by a scammer somewhere in Nigeria ...

Ps if you dont send the money in 24hrs ...
A fairy will die !!!!

kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia

Tue May 13, 2008 3:31 AM CST : Help Needed!!!! DESPERATE

Your ~~stupidity~~ I mean generousity is much appriciated

relaxin somewhere, Queensland Australia

Tue May 13, 2008 7:15 AM CST : Help Needed!!!! DESPERATE

dragondog4: Its not a dollar a day if recieved from a 1000 people.

Please hurry everyone. I've got another dirty shirt to wash and tomorrow I'll have to go commando. For the one pr of knickers I've got, Ive worn both ways twice over.

nudity is a good thing ............ i am sure you were all for it b4

bourbon Sunshine Coast, Queensland Australia

Tue May 13, 2008 7:18 AM CST : Help Needed!!!! DESPERATE

dragondog4: You don't know me But my Name is Dragondog4.

I have had a very hard life. My Parents were killed By Gorillas. They were Hungry and were out in search of food. I got told they strayed into a Gorilla feeding area and lost the fight over food.

Hunger will do that for you.

So i am on my own I have tried hard to get myself through each day going to work for others and daily being used and abused to obtain a Dollar to get food to see another day.

I taught myself how to read and write while i scrubbed floors in schools. I have done well despite these challenges

But Today i recieved two Burdens I need to register my Bike and fix my washing machine. I need money Your kind generous donations will help me see Christmas in nice clean clothes. And keep me from Prison because my bike will have nice shiny new sticker.

All i ask for is a $1000 dollars from each of you nice people. In return i will be nice to everyone for a week.

Please Mail your Donations of exceeding generosity to:

Its a Scam
1000 Dollar dr
Richman.
6025

Your generosity would be much appreciated.

Sure mate, the cheque's in the mail.

dragondog4 Hastings, Hawkes Bay New Zealand

Tue May 13, 2008 4:48 PM CST : Help Needed!!!! DESPERATE

bourbon: Sure mate, the cheque's in the mail.

Thanks Bourbon like to see no strings attached.

dragondog4 Hastings, Hawkes Bay New Zealand

Tue May 13, 2008 5:09 PM CST : Help Needed!!!! DESPERATE

kizzy27: Dear Dragondog4,
As a registered charity I can help you...You need to send me your $1000,s & I can guarantee Ill turn your donated money into millions ,Ofcourse this will not only enable you to register your bike & get a new washer but also help the thousands of other orphans left homeless & needy by the goriila fighting epidemic sweeping New Zealand ,oops I mean our beloved nation...
Do you realize that Little Zaibee has to walk for six hours every day just to fetch enough sticks to sell for $1.00!!!
For your donation of $2.00 we can buy the stick & make the little Bastard run!!!
Send all forwarded cheques to:
Scammed by a scammer somewhere in Nigeria ...

Ps if you dont send the money in 24hrs ...
A fairy will die !!!!

I curse you Red Kizzy. Your just a Barbarian.

Those poor little innocent Faries with there gorgeous long lithe legs Hourglass figure and angelic faces. Not to mention their little flared dress's that barely cover their derierre.

Luckily I have seen Peter pan twice and read the book three times.

I do Believe in fairies. I do Believe in fairies. I do Believe in fairies.

Bubsy Croydon, Victoria Australia

Tue May 13, 2008 5:34 PM CST : Help Needed!!!! DESPERATE

since i'm a student'and you need all the money you can get

i will give you...1c per word of my essay that you write for me

sorry to hear bout your fokes..but need to ask....are the Gorillas ok?

dragondog4 Hastings, Hawkes Bay New Zealand

Tue May 13, 2008 5:58 PM CST : Help Needed!!!! DESPERATE

cutypie: I can donate you my eight pairs of lace panties.........

Though you will have to untangle them they are one big Knot????

Used the hard wash instead of gentle????

Yours would be too small for me Cutie. I may strangle the tackle with them.

But thanks for the offer.

Money will be fine

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