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dragondog4 Hastings, Hawkes Bay New Zealand
Bubsy: since i'm a student'and you need all the money you can get i will give you...1c per word of my essay that you write for me sorry to hear bout your fokes..but need to ask....are the Gorillas ok?


Hey Bubsy i like creative writing as long as i have free licence. Believe me it will be fictional to the max. I hate being restricted by reality and reality rules.

If i want the Ice to melt it will melt whether it be 10 degrees or 30degrees i don't care. It's just going to melt so dear reader just accept it.

My heroine well always look one way(She may act in several ways but will only look one way) and will always find me irrisistable. laugh Oh i love creative writing. angel Try me.



Bubsy Croydon, Victoria Australia
dragondog4: Hey Bubsy i like creative writing as long as i have free licence. Believe me it will be fictional to the max. I hate being restricted by reality and reality rules.

If i want the Ice to melt it will melt whether it be 10 degrees or 30degrees i don't care. It's just going to melt so dear reader just accept it.

My heroine well always look one way(She may act in several ways but will only look one way) and will always find me irrisistable. Oh i love creative writing. Try me.


rolling on the floor laughing damn dont be too good or i'll have to up it to 2c per word..
but if the heroine only looks 1 way whats the chances she will live past the first road she has to cross? tongue
dragondog4 Hastings, Hawkes Bay New Zealand
Bubsy: damn dont be too good or i'll have to up it to 2c per word..
but if the heroine only looks 1 way whats the chances she will live past the first road she has to cross?


Thats easy. She's the heroine she can't die.

I have a computer game like that. If its an essential character to story he can only become unconscious no matter how bad you play.

As a creative writer i shall invent a plausible (To Me) way for her to cross safely. laugh

By the way thanks for creatively twisting words handshake cheers



Bubsy Croydon, Victoria Australia
dragondog4: Thats easy. She's the heroine she can't die.

I have a computer game like that. If its an essential character to story he can only become unconscious no matter how bad you play.

As a creative writer i shall invent a plausible (To Me) way for her to cross safely.

By the way thanks for creatively twisting words



now you have my brain working and i didnt want that to happen till at least 10 o'clockscold

ways someone can get across a road only looking 1 way

..fly, super jump, school crossing, one way roads tongue
..have someone look the other way for her..
..pretend to be blind and have someone walk her across
..use her ears to listen to traffic
..through someone else on the road..that way she knows that the cars have stoped...drinking
do i need to keep going? lol
dragondog4 Hastings, Hawkes Bay New Zealand
Bubsy: now you have my brain working and i didnt want that to happen till at least 10 o'clock

ways someone can get across a road only looking 1 way

..fly, super jump, school crossing, one way roads
..have someone look the other way for her..
..pretend to be blind and have someone walk her across
..use her ears to listen to traffic
..through someone else on the road..that way she knows that the cars have stoped...
do i need to keep going? lol


Yep.

She bends over and causes a traffic accident

She flashes her leg causing traffic to halt

She daintily drops Hankerchief. (What gentleman wouldn't stop and pick it up for her)

She is enchanted that nothing bad can ever happen to her unless it is time for prince Charming to appear on scene. (Read a book along that line. It sounds crap. Probably was, But it was whimsical and just slightly twisted the mundane in this genre of writing)

She sneezes and the force of the expenditure of air sends her over.

She wears a ring that has magical abilities depending on what the author wants it to do. grin

She has a mirror that she uses to see whats coming. (Very Practical i am to)

Has the ability to talk to animals. And they help her. (Thanks Walt disney)

She doesn't need to cross the road she just needs to follow it to where she's going. grin



Bubsy Croydon, Victoria Australia
ok..you win..you are much better at this then me lol
i'm going to use the excuse that i'm only 20 and still learning tongue
dragondog4 Hastings, Hawkes Bay New Zealand
Bubsy: ok..you win..you are much better at this then me lol
i'm going to use the excuse that i'm only 20 and still learning


My excuse is I read too much Science Fantasy. And not enough Solid intellectual Reading like Wilbur Smith, Bryce Courtney & others of similar ilke.

I read zip Shakespeare, and prefer to stay well away from factual research or factual reading for fun.

biographies are generally a drag. I've read a couple, still looking for a copy of the Mick Foley Biography (WWE Wrestler)

If I read these I wouldn't be on Faries, princess's, Dragons and such.




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