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Bubsy
Croydon, Victoria Australia
Posted: May 13, 2008, 10:55 PM CST

ok i know everyboy has herd som pritty cheezy pick up lines or even have some of their own , wanna know what they are and if the actualy workconversing




for example

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

ok i havent really herd this but i know some1 that says it all the time rolling on the floor laughing


Bubs teddy bear
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Twodawgz
melbourne, Victoria Australia
Posted: May 14, 2008, 12:35 AM CST
Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight.
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Bubsy
Croydon, Victoria Australia
Posted: May 14, 2008, 12:37 AM CST
Twodawgz wrote:
Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight.


lol never herd that one rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Bubsy
Croydon, Victoria Australia
Posted: May 14, 2008, 12:41 AM CST
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
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mickiedrippin
Sydney, New South Wales Australia
Posted: May 14, 2008, 1:11 AM CST
wanna dance - na - spose a f--k is out of the question
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Bubsy
Croydon, Victoria Australia
Posted: May 14, 2008, 1:22 AM CST
Let's get drunk and take advantage of each other. Or, I could get drunk and you could just take advantage of me. OR, you can stay here and get drunk and I can go home and take advantage of myself. Either way, it's up to you
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kizzy27
Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Posted: May 14, 2008, 2:42 AM CST


Im gonna be cummin at you from so many different Directions your gonna think your f@ckin surrounded!!!!!


That one works on me everytime !!!


Lmfao
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easygoingguy
somewhere in paradise, Western Australia Australia
Posted: May 14, 2008, 2:46 AM CST
kizzy27 wrote:
Im gonna be cummin at you from so many different Directions your gonna think your f@ckin surrounded!!!!!That one works on me everytime !!!Lmfao
Kizzy



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kizzy27
Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Posted: May 14, 2008, 3:14 AM CST


See the thing is girls dont need pick up lines ...

Lets face it if we say Hey sweetheart your hot you wanna come back to my place & have steamy hot sex all night,,,,well you boyz know as well as i do your comin home with me ..
Howeva if a guy says the same thing youll more often than not get your face slapped & be labeled as a sleazy bastard..
There lies the difference ...

But keep trying boyz the more original the better!!!!
JMO
Kizzy
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relaxin
somewhere, Queensland Australia
Posted: May 14, 2008, 5:04 AM CST
Do you know what looks good on me ??

You

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Bubsy
Croydon, Victoria Australia
Posted: May 14, 2008, 8:05 AM CST
if i followed you homw would you keep me?
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Bubsy
Croydon, Victoria Australia
Posted: May 14, 2008, 8:05 AM CST
home...
Bubsy wrote:
if i followed you homw would you keep me?
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Bubsy
Croydon, Victoria Australia
Posted: May 18, 2008, 8:19 PM CST
Ive seen your name somewhere before, o yeah its on my to-do list
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Da_Boo_Wabbit
Brisbane, Wavell Heights, Queensland Australia
Posted: May 19, 2008, 5:04 PM CST
ROFL havent heard that one before.

Im a bed watcher, im looking for a big breasted bed thrasher, seen one?
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Da_Boo_Wabbit
Brisbane, Wavell Heights, Queensland Australia
Posted: May 19, 2008, 5:05 PM CST
grrrr replace bed with bird lol
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Da_Boo_Wabbit
Brisbane, Wavell Heights, Queensland Australia
Posted: May 19, 2008, 5:05 PM CST
but only the first bed lol
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Bubsy
Croydon, Victoria Australia
Posted: May 19, 2008, 5:13 PM CST
Be unique and different, say yeswine
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littlemiss
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: May 20, 2008, 12:20 AM CST
my favourite-

Those pants are becoming on you...
but if i was on you i'd be cuming too.blushing
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Bubsy
Croydon, Victoria Australia
Posted: May 20, 2008, 1:23 AM CST
littlemiss wrote:
my favourite-

Those pants are becoming on you...
but if i was on you i'd be cuming too.


applause

I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
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