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Write our own story! Each person writes one sentence only...

In each post/sentence you must use the ATLEAST one of the following words. (You can alter them; hot/hotter, cheek/cheeky etc)

1. WOW

2. HOT

3. SPANNER

4. VIBRATE

5. CHAIR

6. TIME

6. HORSE

7. G-STRING

8. DRINK

9. CHEEK

10. GLOWING

11. FLOWERS

12. STIFF

13. PINK


First sentence:

Once upon a time.

Once upon a time in a land where the temperature was a constant , congenial 28deg celcius . a person lived in harmony with many other persons. Nakedland this place was called, where everyone went about their lives without inhibition .
On no particular early morning, a person was riding on the outskirts of Nakedland close to the Bidden forest . An eerie silence filled the pink air this day.The trees seemed to sway in slow motion ,an undulating breeze, made their leaves cascade, forming hieroglyphics. The person blinked quickly and formulated an image - a collage of hot raced through the mind. All of a sudden! the earth began to vibrate, then shake and tremble .The horse reared - with fire bellowing through his nostrils , let out a blood curdling neigh- and galloped at high speed through the Bidden forest .The undergrowth parted like waves curling upon an angry green sea .Over fallen trees- ducking ,weaving, jumping sideways avoiding cracks appearing in the earth.The person rode as one with "Time" as this pink horse was known.
Onward they raced---

WOW

SPANNER

CHAIR


G-STRING
DRINK
CHEEK

Until This person came upon a chair. The chair sat there in the middle of a tranquil clearing exactl 75cm off the ground. Upon the chair was another person their legs spread wide exhibiting a stiff pink G-string.

WOW where is my knight in shining armour??I need a big SPANNER to lift me higher..........

So much for the one sentence per post lmao..ah well..

But wow..what a view of his cheeks from here!

They're all pink and vibrate.

Wow is that a pink Gstring with glowing flowers on it ?Looks Hot!The cheek of it !Im gonna stable my horse,grab a chair ,pour a stiff drink its about that time & let my vibrator vibrate! Oops its broken !

Anyone got a spanner


Kizzy

Kizzys lookin for a knight to come fix her vibrator!!!! Get ya horse ready so u can take a ride!

(ok so that sounded better in my head)

One hot and stormy night,she was stiff from the pink G string she wore that cut into her right arse cheek. Flowers were glowing in the firelight of the small room, resting on the table next to her new sidchrome spanner set. The only sound in the room besides "Wow", "Uh Huh", "yeah baby", "ohhhhhhhhhhhhh" and "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" was the thud of her vibrate motion against the chair, she sat upon. She reached for her favourite bottle of wine and poured a drink in the glass this time instead of deep throating the neck of the bottle. All her thoughts were racing and she could not wait to ride her horse the next day.........................

Hey Jimi we ought to write ourselves a book LMFAO

as the lady was standing looking out the window in her gstring, a pink glow spread over her cheeks as she was getting hot from noticing her vibrator out in the garden bed amongst the flowers. stiffing just a little with the thoughts "oh wow was that the spanner they had used"

Just as she was looking out the window Papa Smurf came along, outside in the garden...."WOW what a night!" He says, "so THAT'S where we left it!"

The hot spanish woman riding the appaloosa horse wearing a pink G-string certainly was the wow factor that made me hot and my cheek glowing with pink joy as I pulled out my spanner while sitting in the bar chair enjoying a stiff drink watching the flowers vibrate in the breeze but I just didn't have the fucking time to chase after her and she slept with the bartender instead.

sí señor Polanski mi gstring hace ver bastante el barman fue terrible amante quiero que mal


Translation...

Yes Mr Polanski My Gstring does look pretty,the barman was a terrible lover I want you badly...

Kizzy

WOW now Kizz mounts her HORSE In PINK G-STRING..............say no more

WOW Kizzy never seen any body wear a pink G string back to front nice smile..

Wow Dawgs Is that a stiff Spanner in ya pocket or are ya just happy to see me ?

MMMM maybe you didnt like my impersonation of a hot spanish woman!!!

Oh well I tried senor.....

Oh senorita, I guess I can be leftovers if the bartender was lousy. I object to the horse though!