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Walk up to Asamon Bin Larden and kick him in the farkin nuts. I don't care how old he is when I get around to it, what an asshole..

Now theres a goal...

I would like to go parachuting ,the higher the better,have to be for my birthday or a special occaision.
I went bungee jumping in the 80,s at Kuranda in FNQ
Back then the flared wrapp around shorts were in style ,I was there hanging upside down my ass hanging out everywhere lol
When i got down & was walking down the ramp these guys came up & said "we heard bungee jumping was a good spectators sport""But we didnt realise how good " LMFAO

Kizzy

Well i've had a good think about this and

" i'd like to have my own personal man slave for a week, to cook, clean, pamper me, and make me feel totally special"

not to big an ask is it!

I too would like one of those but not for a week 4ever. If you know where they come from I have my man description waiting.

hiya Newgirl

When and If i every find out where i get one i will let you know for sure..

Hi belle...yes to be pampered forever?????Dream.......

Im doing my own and gets a bit ho hum.............

Off to bed now [as if you all needed to know]haha

But do hope to wake tomorrow. To smell both

Fly a glider over the remarkables (southern alps NZ)solo going off the Canturbury plains and catching a updraft off the Alps sailing me high enough to go over and come back wicked

im willing to pamper someone for the rest of their life, but it would only be odne to the girl of my dreams, whereve shes is........

would enjoy being able to hug my someone special....


i would like to take my kids and i to leggo land and float on one of the little boats

Uhhh where to start?

Take a trip to Greece.
Find out what happend to Atlantis
Finish my studies(hahahah!, thats a good one)
Kick some people i really don't like in the nuts(i.e George Bush, my cousin etc)

......Thats it i think

hmm things to do before i die...

i want to travle, see some really old stuff like the piramids and ancient citys that have been dug up, i wanna have kids and find someone i love and that loves me, um..finish school meet lots of new people, and just enjoy life, i have plenty of time to do all this and am looking forward to it all

Belle, Newgirl, Is the application still open.

Just a couple of questions. What are the slave accommodations like. Do i get adequite clothing supplied for the colder months.

What is my food quota like. Is it going to be nice food or scraps and leftovers.

Why be a slave.

Just to know i will be looked after until i die. I don't have to worry about paying rent or mortgage or rates. In fact it will mean the end of money problems forever. For my master will look after all my needs. And i know I'd be looked after (Health & Hygene)
Because if my master wants me at their beck and call, I'd have to be kept healthy so I'm always there for them; and clean so i don't make my master sick.

Lastly nothing will be my fault. It will all be my Masters responsibility. For I will have no rights or authority. So my Master would have to take full legal responsibility of me. Of course this will mean I will have to do my duties to the best of my abilities at all times to keep me in the favours of my Master.

Can I be a slave too ??? can I ? Can I?...

your a funny F@cker Dragz

Mine in probably boring being a sporting goal but I love soccer so I would fancy to watch a few matches in Europe, the Brazilian games in particular. I would like to meet my soulmate but a few nice ladies I will settle on.

Hey DragonDog

I would simply look after you for your sense of humour, but seriously - clothing is optional.

To sanely go where no person has sanely gone before - just to make it through the preschool years of my children, then I expect a nice settled few years before the teenage years start come on people am I being naive?

And I would like to go back to NZ's third Island - Australia, for some of that hoter than hot sunshine and better pay rates

No not Naive. But just Remember when they hit that 9Yr Mark they want every trend going.