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The boys keep asking me what I'm looking at in here.

I tell them I'm reading jokes

What are they?

dam I've only seen two that I can repeat

what do you call a donkey with three legs
a wonkey

what's a cow with two left feet called
lean beef

Please I'd appreciate some jokes for the boys so they'll stop asking questions nosey kids. Cheers

I found this in cs while wondering around shouldn't laugh but fark it's funny poor widow

Ok Kismat one for the kiddies...

Two eggs in a pot ...boiling away

1st egg says ,"Jeez its flammin hot in here"
2nd Eggs says " You think this is bad in 2 minutes there gonna chop our bloody heads off"

your a angle thanks

these are old ones, but a joke is a joke right?


Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No idea

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A: Still no idea

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs having sex?
A: still no f**kin idea

I dont tell my kids the last one..

2 blondes walk into a building

you would have thought that 1 of them would have seen it

A new postage stamp was introduced this week its shaped like a clitoris it isn't selling very well because only 5% of men know how to lick it properly..

Not one for the kiddies but fuck me aint that ther truth !!!!!

Started a new diet this week ,just drink stax of alcohol all the time .


Working great so far ...ive already lost 3 days this week !!!!

Maybe they'll understand this one better..

Why did everyone run out of Hungry Jacks?
Because somebody dropped a Whopper.