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ahh anyone here, just got into work and have broad band here

whiskey double please still a bit frayed aroudn the edges

Bars Open


Double whisky straight up Eco!!!
Cheers Babe

Mwa mwa mwaaaa

steiny Pure please

There ya o Kis...

How the F@ck areyou my friend ? any boardin happenin?

There ya o Kis...

How the F@ck areyou my friend ? any boardin happenin?

I'm good been hard out!! back to it again soon, just put the boys to bed and having a break. We've got gale winds and rain here. Two of my neighbours have lost parts of their roofs and ones been flooded out, bin like this for a week and there's more coming Queit tonight but building again tomorrow.
I've met more people in the last week than I have in the last year...lOl

Well Honey thats it im posting ya a air of floaties ...dont wanna loose ya baby!!! Mwa oooh n have another on da house

Kizzy Mwa mwa

Hey SXC SOMEONES HAPPY ........SPILL!

Hi Kizzy just leave the bottle on the bar, its tough out there today, some feckers been hammering me in the threads

Keeps telling me I'm unahappy, desperate and old - it was worse than when the Jehovas Witnesses come to the door.

mmm who is that over there, the dishy new guy?

dam where is everybody

Well im standin right here what ya havin stranger?

Hi In Kizzy propriety of this fine (sometimes raunchy} establishment
feel free to grope the staff ....we like that !

Im havin a slate n gonna play some tunes....
Kizzy

Mmmmm Poker anyone

She gave me the Queen
She gave me the King
She was wheelin' and dealin'
Just doin' her thing
She was holdin' a pair
But I had to try
Her Deuce was wild
But my Ace was high
But how was I to know
That she'd been dealt with before
Said she'd never had a Full House
But I should have known
From the tattoo on her left leg
And the garter on her right
She'd have the card to bring me down
If she played it right
She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack
She's got the jack
Poker face was her name
Poker face was her nature
Poker straight was her game
If she knew she could get you
She played 'em fast
And she played 'em hard
She could close her eyes
And feel every card
But how was I to know
That she'd been shuffled before
Said she'd never had a Royal Flush
But I should have known
That all the cards were comin'
From the bottom of the pack
And if I'd known what she was dealin' out
I'd have dealt it back
She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack, and who knows what else?
She's got the jack, yeah, yeah
She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack
She's got the jack
She's got the jack, she's got the jack,
Ooh, It was a bad deal, (Jack)
She gave me the (Jack), hey
She's got the (Jack), she's got the (Jack)
She's got the (Jack), ooh can't you tell
She's got the (Jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack)
(She's got the jack, she's got the Jack)
She's got the jack, she's got the Jack
She's got the jack, you never know!
She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack
She's got the jack, and it hurts!
(She's got the jack)
She's got the jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack
She's got the jack
Aaaaaah!
Oooooh!
Thank you, thank you, thank you people, thank you, thank you
I'm glad you like the show, yes, thank you very much folks.
Goodnight and God bless



Kizzy

anything you want

Ok well you better have a bourban with me , while your at it sugar wanna help me out with my thigh boots there a bitch to get on.....

Y thx thats better....

how about a hot bubble bath
and a full body massage

oooh.... I'd like one of those.... oh and throw in a Bundy