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Why do I always miss the good nights at Kizzy's

Kizzy's gettin pissed tonight

Just washin down the pain killers Red 1
Btw the nick names stuck hope ya like it !!! Mwa Mwa mwa

You get em into ya girl... hope your feeling much betta 2morow

yeah I don't mind the nickname... you can call me that... I luvs ya

I'll have a drink for ya

strolls into kizzys bar, spots the topless bartender,

"hey love, you'd be kizzy by the looks of those, heard alot about this place and your two friends there," "hhmmm hhhmmmmm lovely",

"they call me",
"whatever the fark they want, as long im gettin some",

kizzy says, "what'll it be bigboy"

"i better have a beer before the trouble starts", ..

"thanks kizzy" i says,

"blah blah blah blah blah blah", "giggle giggle", "hahaha","hehehe"

"better top it up before the trouble starts kizzy", ..

"ahhhh, cheers darl, and one for the road thanks"...

kizzy says, "hey!".. "hang about, you aint paid for the first 2 yet",

i replies, "ah shit the troubles started"....

hello, australia forums

This drunkin fool gets home, and feels guilty about bailing and not paying the bill, so i calls kizzy bar!!!

ring ring, ring ring, and gets a bloody answering machine...
KIZZY BAR ,WHERE THE BEERS COLD AND THE WOMEN HOT,,LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP,,,,

BEEEEP.....

hey kizzy, im the bloke that shot thru after downin a few ..
ill call in tomorow and fix up the bill, hope i havent ruined my chances of becoming a regular at your rockin lil hot spot, ..had a good vibe there, so let me know if im welcome back, cheers love..

never mind the forums, im brad,

Hello goregeous good to see you here.

psssttt, hey is kizzy around,

i decided to take a broader look on these forums so here i am...right in australia

hello,Brad they call me Emanuellla

sxc666, seems to be in too tight with the management to give a firm answer so im taking my chances given the patrons inside,

, brad has been home and thrown on a disguise, hoping kizzy wont recognise him in her late night state of mind....


he spots Emanuella, and pulls up a chair next to her...

hows it going, nice to meet you emanuella...my names brad,

how do you like this bar,

brad is so sweet....emanuellla is flattered she sits in the chair and watches the bar's clients....till now everything seems captivating

brad takes emanuellas palm in his hand and offers to read it,,


i can see your a student, well educated,that you have never been married and your a non smoker/drinker...your not from around here, you have children and they live with you....


very nice to meet you emanuella, being the good sphycic i am, it will be a coke for you and a bourban and coke for me,, could you order and ill be back in a second,

brad sneaks away till the drinks come, hoping tizzy doesnt see him while serving emanuella..brad leaves some $$$ on the bar this time, being the gentlemen that he is...

brad notices emanuella watching the other cliebts, could it be she is not captivated by brads charming ways....

brad comes back from his trip to the brasko, finds his, $$ and emanuella have obsconded...

bloody tourists...

serves me right for not paying my bill earlier, aint karma a bitch,

leaving kizzys bar for tonight, goodnight all,



staggers home to bed...

emanuellla is laughing her ass out loud... Brad seems to be a pretty good palm reader (though far from perfection )he was almost right abt everything , except the kids part ( she doesn't have kids...)and ...she's not that well-educated she's a very very bad gal( society doesn't like her hahah)

now emanuellla's turn: she's taking brad's palm after a couple of drinks, watches the lines carefully ( well, as carefully as a drunk gal can watch )and now she can say brad enjoys smoking and drinking and....he does have kids but he loves them so much that he hides them from the world's eyes and besides that..he is a real women hunter
emanuellla is not necessarily watching other clients...she just stares at some shadows( she's almost drunk, forgot?
)now she's smiling an standing up
she feels like dancing