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I was gonna ask ...but didnt wanna bring up any unpleasantness

I can safely say girl this is not the jason with the pinky sized penis

I have a great story here,happened 20 years ago in Tasmania....
I was living with my parents at Blackstone Hieghts in Launceston.

One day I was home and the Avon Lady came over to see my mother but she was out with my father at the time.
I asked her in and offered her a coffee,while the kettle boiled we began chatting and I soon found out she was single.
I asked her on a date to go for a walk through cataract gorge.we were halfway along the bridge over first basin talking about the great scenery and upcoming show, when our hands brushed against each other.We soon continued our walk but this time hand in hand,thus began our 2 yr relationship.
Every time she came to see me at the house my parents always refered to her as the avon lady.
I can't remember howit ended but it was one of the most romantic dates I ever had.

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tell me tho Jason did she say ding dong Avon calling ?

No but if I recall she did used to say ding dong I'm cumming,I'm cumming

hmmmm,........... I have plenty of one night stand horror stories and I think you are all aquainted with the leg humper story.

did you all like my story,it really happened?

I think it was a beautiful story a really nice date



ding dong



oops someones at the door

It was sweet!!

see who says romance is dead and men aren't romantic?

My first real date after becoming newly single was with a girl who turned out to be a lesbian. Who knew

At least that explained why she kissed the way she did . . . kind of like a cat licking up spilt milk..

he he, meow

Aye a dawgz always in need of a good licken..or a leg hump...

I got 2 legs and a pussy you can chase

Yep i can even eat and run at the same time...

Met this guy last year for a drink (off another site) he was ok, we sat down at a table, and started chatting, he then proceeds to tell me he has 8 children to 6 different mothers WTF, he was an ex footballer (says it all), i was sitting across from him at the table and all he could do was GROPE MY LEGS with his, i exited after the first drink,he walked me to the cab rank, and all the way he was GROPING me EVERYWHERE! he asked if he could see me again I avoided the subject jumped into the first cab and breathed again...... the next day i get an email saying wat a great time he had and could he please see me again......ummmmm nooooo, my whole body language was telling him to FARK OFFFFF, and he still did'nt get it....8 kids holy shite

ok another one was this guy i met had a real nice dinner then we went back to his place, had a few more drinks listening to great music and he say's to me, can you put your hair up in a ponytail.....i thought WTF and then he proceeds to tell me how he loves sleeping with his 12 yr old daughter FARKN SICK Prick......well i was outta there in 2 seconds flat, talk about a sick bastard.....i felt like reporting him! god i can pick em

nah! did that really happen?

If this is so why didn't you report it to docs.. ...Gee there's some sickos about..

I AM serious, called me once after that and i couldnt bring myself to answer the phone, but i was bloody fuming, i spoke to a couple of friends about it and they said to report him too