Give it to me...lOl

kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
meanwhile at the bar ....


can anyone smell pork chops ?confused
kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
kizzy27: meanwhile at the bar ....can anyone smell pork chops ?


Leave it alone swine flu's on the increase don't worry though its bin contained at police stations across the country. rolling on the floor laughing
melty1 Adelaide, South Australia Australia
kismat: Leave it alone swine flu's on the increase don't worry though its bin contained at police stations across the country.

Can you smell bacon? uh oh
kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
melty1: Can you smell bacon?


often while its cooking grin



Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
kismat: often while its cooking


mmmm, bacon, could be tempted to start up another licking!! laugh
Shell225 Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Ralf74: mmmm, bacon, could be tempted to start up another licking!!


Oh is this a cooking thread now?????uh oh




Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Shell225: Oh is this a cooking thread now?????


rolling on the floor laughing I've got some good recipes!! laugh



relaxin somewhere, Queensland Australia
Ralf74: I've got some good recipes!!


bacon n nuts in any of them rolling on the floor laughing
Shell225 Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Im sure that we can lure Kismat back out of Kizzys bar, with a good serving of Relaxins bacon n nuts.

Relaxin goes into Kizzys with a frypan still sizzling and waves her aromatic delights infront of Kismat, who by now is quiet drunk. As he turns his head to better appreciate Relaxins gourmet offerings, Shell who is holding a saucepan in her hand, gives him a good wack across the back of his head and knocks him out cold.

HEYA RALF..... get in here and give me a hand to drag him out.... I reakon we can cook something up for him....



devil



Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
relaxin: bacon n nuts in any of them


I was gonna say Hot and Sour soup!! rolling on the floor laughing barf



Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Shell225: Im sure that we can lure Kismat back out of Kizzys bar, with a good serving of Relaxins bacon n nuts.

Relaxin goes into Kizzys with a frypan still sizzling and waves her aromatic delights infront of Kismat, who by now is quiet drunk. As he turns his head to better appreciate Relaxins gourmet offerings, Shell who is holding a saucepan in her hand, gives him a good wack across the back of his head and knocks him out cold.

HEYA RALF..... get in here and give me a hand to drag him out.... I reakon we can cook something up for him....


Ralf struts into the bar, grabs Kis by the hair while Shell is holding him up then sinks her pointy black boot into Kismats ribs and scolds him for running off, "We haven't finished with you yet!!"

With the smell of freshly burnt flesh in the air, Ralf has an idea. Have you ever heard of scarification Kismat? Shell and I will carve a lovely picture into your epidermis and we will fry up the leftovers in a little garlic butter and feed it to you.
Shell225 Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Ralf74: Ralf struts into the bar, grabs Kis by the hair while Shell is holding him up then sinks her pointy black boot into Kismats ribs and scolds him for running off, "We haven't finished with you yet!!"

With the smell of freshly burnt flesh in the air, Ralf has an idea. Have you ever heard of scarification Kismat? Shell and I will carve a lovely picture into your epidermis and we will fry up the leftovers in a little garlic butter and feed it to you.


Ooooooo Ralf... that sounds just delightful!!!heart beating Shell begins to rummage around and comes back with some BBQ tongs... hmmmmm she thinks I'll use these to painfully pluck all the hairs off Kis's chest.. devil

Using the her trusty 3inch high heel as a hammer, Shell proceeds to crush garlic, while looking longingly at Kismets manly bits and wondering how they'd look under her high heels...devil



Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Shell225: Ooooooo Ralf... that sounds just delightful!!! Shell begins to rummage around and comes back with some BBQ tongs... hmmmmm she thinks I'll use these to painfully pluck all the hairs off Kis's chest..

Using the her trusty 3inch high heel as a hammer, Shell proceeds to crush garlic, while looking longingly at Kismets manly bits and wondering how they'd look under her high heels...


Don't forget to tenderise the meat before we begin!! wow
kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
bloody hell, Kismat stirs, typical can't leave a man to his merriment.sad.............sigh Kizzy security!!. Guards come and restain the gurls kismat gets up and pulls himself togetter.grin This can't go without punishment,teddybear he leaves to another bar where he can't be found. grin wave
Shell225 Brisbane, Queensland Australia
kismat: bloody hell, Kismat stirs, typical can't leave a man to his merriment.............. Kizzy security!!. Guards come and restain the gurls kismat gets up and pulls himself togetter. This can't go without punishment, he leaves to another bar where he can't be found.


Awww ya big farkn pansy boy... crawl off to another bar... dont worry Ralf and I will find another 'victim'.... oooopsss willing participant....

heart beating



Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Shell225: Awww ya big farkn pansy boy... crawl off to another bar... dont worry Ralf and I will find another 'victim'.... oooopsss willing participant....


I think we scared him......................actually I think i scared myself!!! uh oh
kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
Ralf74: I think we scared him......................actually I think i scared myself!!!



shock scared






PLEASEcomfort
Shell225 Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Shell notices that Kismat has returned to survey the damage.

As Shell walks past, she reaches over and affectionately ruffles Kismat hair before whispering in his ear..........

Scaredy !!!rolling on the floor laughing devil
kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
dam gurl you showered down yet smelly rolling on the floor laughing



Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
kismat: dam gurl you showered down yet smelly


Aren't you feeling like a voodoo doll yet!! tongue




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