Shell225: Im sure that we can lure Kismat back out of Kizzys bar, with a good serving of Relaxins bacon n nuts.
Relaxin goes into Kizzys with a frypan still sizzling and waves her aromatic delights infront of Kismat, who by now is quiet drunk. As he turns his head to better appreciate Relaxins gourmet offerings, Shell who is holding a saucepan in her hand, gives him a good wack across the back of his head and knocks him out cold.
HEYA RALF..... get in here and give me a hand to drag him out.... I reakon we can cook something up for him....
Ralf struts into the bar, grabs Kis by the hair while Shell is holding him up then sinks her pointy black boot into Kismats ribs and scolds him for running off, "We haven't finished with you yet!!"
With the smell of freshly burnt flesh in the air, Ralf has an idea. Have you ever heard of scarification Kismat? Shell and I will carve a lovely picture into your epidermis and we will fry up the leftovers in a little garlic butter and feed it to you.