kismat: if you get tired spanking me old women hand it on to phea, few gud licks in her. Don't forget I'm allowed to call you names if it hurts to much deal
Nah, fark Phae, you're all mine now sunshine, now strip off before I rip them off and get on the bed...
*ties kismat with silk ribbons to all four posts of the bed while he quivers in anticipation*
Now beg me for mercy...