thouroughbred: reminds me of a joke
a woman goes into a vetinenary surgery with her dog, they take a seat n while waiting to be seen the dog strikes up a coversation with 2 other dogs waiting to be seen. this dog ask's the 1st dog u look in good health what r u in 4? the 1st dog reply's well its like this, we got visitors the other day n i was feelin horny as so i raced up n started humping the guests leg. needless to say my owners were horrified n now its curtains 4 me m here to get the needle of death. the dog asking sympathises with him n says thats terable lifes unfair eh. then he asks the 2nd dog what he is in 4? n the 2nd dog ans well similar situation but my owners brought home a peddigreed cat n i was horny n coulnt ressist so i had my wa with it n, the cat hasn't been home since n not game to set foot in the yard, so its curtains 4 me 2. that sucks says the asking dog some people just should't have pets eh. then the 1st dog ask's the 3rd dog what he is in 4 n he say's simalar story, i was horny n walked inside to find my sexy female owner on her hands n knee's cleaning out the bottom cuboard n could't resist so raced up n took her from behind. then the first dog says needless to say u r in here 4 the needle 2. hell no says the 3rd dog my owner has brought me in to get my nails trimmed n teeth cleened
10 points for that one mate!!! doggy style!!!!thats a plus...
