sassykimmie
melbourne, Victoria Australia
Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 3:30 AM CST
13.If you cheat on us we know. We have intuition. Your excuses are bullshit.
14.If you are dating us and don't call us daily, we imagine that you are up to nothing good.
15.If you are living with your mother after 30 years of age we think you are weird.
16.If you shower us with affection, in return you get heaps of affection and favours. (More than you can cope).
17.Never never call out your ex's name while we make love.You'll dread the consequences.