A rich man & a poor man are buying gifts for their wives birthdays.The rich man says" I got my wife a brand new BMW & a 5 crt Diamond ring, that way if she doesnt like the ring she can take it back driving her new BMW & still be happy !!!
The poor man said ' I got my wife a pair of slippers & a big dildo"
That way if she doesnt likie the slippers she can go fuck herself !!!
Kizzys last word !!!