The Last Word... Version 3.1

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blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
mine drinking
psuedonym adelaide, South Australia Australia
blondeaozichick: mine



silver? copper? gold??



Ecoprincess Sligo/New Zealand, Sligo Ireland
psuedonym: silver? copper? gold??


I'm 100% platininum - just cant spell it


banana
kidatheart Earth, Alberta Canada
Ecoprincess: I'm 100% platininum - just cant spell it


I thought you were more dirty blonde.tongue


wave hug kiss



Ecoprincess Sligo/New Zealand, Sligo Ireland
kidatheart: I thought you were more dirty blonde.



:slap-ass: emoticon

Dirty me, rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing A cook in the kitchen, a maid in the parlour (french with stockings) and in the bedroom - rolling on the floor laughing when I get home thats where the Harleys parked at night rolling on the floor laughing so thats all I get to throw my leg over in Ireland rolling on the floor laughing tongue laugh lips lips
kidatheart Earth, Alberta Canada
Ecoprincess: :slap-ass: emoticon

Dirty me, A cook in the kitchen, a maid in the parlour (french with stockings) and in the bedroom - when I get home thats where the Harleys parked at night so thats all I get to throw my leg over in Ireland



Ummm...I meant hair colour, but I do like the French Maid's outfit and stockings.grin smitten
IMALLALONE2 Ingham, Queensland Australia
Hmmm french maids uniform n stockings on a sporty a new look I like it head banger yay
kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
well the stockings ive got ., french maid nup pirate wenchthumbs up got all inspired by Johnny Depp lol you know how iit is ....lips
psuedonym adelaide, South Australia Australia
kizzy27: well the stockings ive got ., french maid nup pirate wench got all inspired by Johnny Depp lol you know how iit is ....


hmmmmmmmmmmm pirate's wench outfit hey???? nup sorry that wouldn't be practical attire for the queen seat of the dyna, keep trying mizz kizz
redozichick Brisbane, Queensland Australia
kidatheart: What's she hummin' about?


I wasn't hummin...I was clearing my throatroll eyes tongue
redozichick Brisbane, Queensland Australia
bourbon: I wish for.... a naked woman on a Harley to ride up my driveway.


frustrated why don't I own a Harley!!roll eyes sigh
blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
I wish for a hot guy in black leather to ride up my driveway wow
redozichick Brisbane, Queensland Australia
I just wish for a hot man to walk up my drivewaylaugh
blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
redozichick: I just wish for a hot man to walk up my driveway


good luck with that laugh



Ecoprincess Sligo/New Zealand, Sligo Ireland
kidatheart: Ummm...I meant hair colour, but I do like the French Maid's outfit and stockings.


My ass you meant my hair colour..... you got batman costume...were in businessgrin




Hmmm french maids uniform n stockings on a sporty a new look I like it thanks grin flirty



Ecoprincess Sligo/New Zealand, Sligo Ireland
bourbon: I wish for.... a naked woman on a Harley to ride up my driveway.



Put food in the fridge (feeling the pain today LOL) and open a bottle of whiskey and cola , motorcycle super

devil then we'll think of something to do to keep us amusedgrin

psuedonym adelaide, South Australia Australia
blondeaozichick: I wish for a hot guy in black leather to ride up my driveway



damn i'm not hot grrrrvery mad very mad very mad frustrated frustrated frustrated
bourbon Sunshine Coast, Queensland Australia
Ecoprincess: Put food in the fridge (feeling the pain today LOL) and open a bottle of whiskey and cola ,

then we'll think of something to do to keep us amused


You put some food in my fridge... I haven't worked out how to do that yet. tongue



Ecoprincess Sligo/New Zealand, Sligo Ireland
bourbon: You put some food in my fridge... I haven't worked out how to do that yet.


If I'm naked on a harley where the hell am I gonna put foodblushing confused

you buy it, I'll eat it on its way to the fridge rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing 'n pass me a glassdrinking
bourbon Sunshine Coast, Queensland Australia
Ecoprincess: If I'm naked on a harley where the hell am I gonna put food

you buy it, I'll eat it on its way to the fridge 'n pass me a glass


A woman with all the answers. grin

I'll leave a light on for ya. wink




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