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What superpower would like to have? and why?

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mysteriousmiss
Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Posted: Jul 8, 2008, 2:08 AM CST
I would love to be invisible...so I could perve on people (purely from a psychological profiling point of view LOL)wow!
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kare65
brisbane, Queensland Australia
Posted: Jul 8, 2008, 2:17 AM CST

rolling on the floor laughing

Healing i think to make the terminally ill better...........
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cutypie
auckland New Zealand
Posted: Jul 8, 2008, 2:44 AM CST
Great thumbs up

We are all terminal..........{ we are in jokes & humor here}

We need to help each other terminal all.uncertain
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Elphame68
Wanganui, Manawatu-Wanganui New Zealand
Posted: Jul 8, 2008, 10:18 AM CST
The superpower ability to send ego (the father of lies) packing once and for all and for there to be love, peace, equality on earth. Elphame.
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kismat
national park, Waikato New Zealand
Posted: Jul 10, 2008, 4:22 AM CST
The one where I get to nail ........................................fark MALE cool
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sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Jul 10, 2008, 4:28 AM CST
kismat wrote:
The one where I get to nail ........................................fark MALE
uh oh!
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Rodles
Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Posted: Jul 10, 2008, 5:43 AM CST
My bionic organ is all i need it can please a thousand women in one thrust, its gets as hard a locamotive, its moves as fast as a jaguar, and best of all its travels with me whereever i am needed.
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sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Jul 10, 2008, 5:49 AM CST
Rodles wrote:
My bionic organ is all i need it can please a thousand women in one thrust, its gets as hard a locamotive, its moves as fast as a jaguar, and best of all its travels with me whereever i am needed.
Good God devil
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Rodles
Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Posted: Jul 10, 2008, 5:55 AM CST
sxc666 wrote:
Good God


seriously now a magic spell to cast on humanity to stop the greed, poverty and senseless killing
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kismat
national park, Waikato New Zealand
Posted: Jul 10, 2008, 6:25 AM CST
stop the horror and spread the love to everyone everywhere super
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Ecoprincess
Sligo, Sligo Ireland
Posted: Jul 10, 2008, 7:51 AM CST
The one that allows me to understand the opposite sex

...................most of am are complete mystery to me laugh


Oh and if I can have another go....the one where I waggle my finger and all the housework is done by magic ..........head banger
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kismat
national park, Waikato New Zealand
Posted: Jul 13, 2008, 6:12 AM CST

the one where I get to nail all the beautiful woman on the plannet..................................FARK MALE


that was a bad mistake blushing

Surely you could work that out T rolling on the floor laughing or don't ya know me well enough yet scold
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kismat
national park, Waikato New Zealand
Posted: Jul 14, 2008, 6:42 AM CST
?
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kizzy27
Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Jul 14, 2008, 7:33 AM CST
Rodles wrote:
My bionic organ is all i need it can please a thousand women in one thrust, its gets as hard a locamotive, its moves as fast as a jaguar, and best of all its travels with me whereever i am needed.



Nice try .....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Twodawgz
melbourne, Victoria Australia
Posted: Jul 14, 2008, 8:50 AM CST
I don't need super powers. I have the strongest power on earth - I can love unconditionally.
laugh
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kizzy27
Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Jul 15, 2008, 1:00 AM CST
Twodawgz wrote:
I don't need super powers. I have the strongest power on earth - I can love unconditionally.



A truer statement ive never heard ....teddy bear
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Cary0608
Mandaluyong City, Quezon City Philippines
Posted: Jul 15, 2008, 2:53 AM CST
hi there!wave

id like to be able to read minds....
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relaxin
somewhere, Queensland Australia
Posted: Jul 16, 2008, 6:29 AM CST
Cary0608 wrote:
hi there!

id like to be able to read minds....



4 real!!! Bugger that. dont like some stuff that comes out of their mouths let alone what they would be thinking about..


In the middle of hot sex your partner could be thinking of the new stereo for the car lol and that would spoil it for both of you rolling on the floor laughing

at least you would have had fun until the end without knowing.

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