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A woman can't call herself a real woman until she's learnt to;

1. give her man sex on demand

2. cook more than one type of meal

3. keep her mouth shut

4. get her man a drink

5. bait a fishing hook

6. admit she damaged the car

7. leave a shop empty handed

8. stay out of her man's shed (it's sacred ground)

9. willingly hand over the remote control

10. accept that her man will fart in bed

It's a shorter list than a woman would post about men, but we all know that men are less demanding then women

Enjoy

answer do you really want a woman to keep her mouth shut

theres many a good thing we do with them open

Yeah and some talk utter shit..

i havent promised anything i cant deliver

Well whats up for delivery tonite.

another drink mayb !

what do you want?

I am farked then, there are 2 things listed there that I just won't do.

what are they?

1 and 5...

I actually read it as 'oral sex' not just 'sex'.. lol.. on my brain much? lol.

lol just get the hook and poke it thru what ever bait avaiable and hope for the best.

shall we skip no1 then

Where did you find this?

I posted it ages ago.

yeh i know i made alsorts of discovery areas last night. clicking on buttons everywhere

g/nite cya next time