Ralf74: That reminds me of a snippet of some show on the radio and it was a grade 6 school teacher and one of her students had submitted an essay on the trouser snake and it even included it's size and how far it could spit it's venom. I was spewing i missed the whole call.
Y-ellow Ralf 'n' All.
Might be some trouble explaining that one to the class.

You'd have to wonder what a carpet snake is then? Something that lays up your passage?
Many years ago, when it was all safe sex and horrific AIDS warnings, there was a story in the Adelaide Daily Morning Murdoch, about a kid who walked into a deli and asked for a packet of the new condom lollies. Apparently he'd heard people talking about how condoms were a new lifesaver.
Be absolutely Icebox.
That Evil Yeti guy.