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if you were a animal ,what would you be?

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cowgirldancer
The Patch, Victoria Australia
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 10:21 PM CST
i think i would like to be a bird for the freedom
but i think that i am really a bever i work hard all day and i am never completly happy with my achievment.


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Rodles
Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 10:34 PM CST
cowgirldancer wrote:
i think i would like to be a bird for the freedom
but i think that i am really a bever i work hard all day and i am never completly happy with my achievment.cgd


yes a bird for me to. just fly around all day very free animal. I would like to see you.....r bever LOL. Thats a funny add on TV with the bever
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kimmyz18
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 10:37 PM CST
A fly. So i can piss everyone off.
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cowgirldancer
The Patch, Victoria Australia
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 10:59 PM CST
[quote=Rodles]yes a bird for me to. just fly around all day very free animal. I would like to see you.....r bever LOL. Thats a funny add on TV with the bever[/quote


yes i know the one i to lol when i chose my amimal

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cowgirldancer
The Patch, Victoria Australia
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 11:02 PM CST
kimmyz18 wrote:
A fly. So i can piss everyone off.


you would not only piss every one off you would be living on poo and rotten food good luck with that one ,
i am sure that life cant be that bad


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maybesoon
brisbane, Queensland Australia
Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 2:15 AM CST
cowgirldancer wrote:
you would not only piss every one off you would be living on poo and rotten food good luck with that one ,
i am sure that life cant be that bad cgd


thats a good reply... well done... 10 out of 10 for that!!!head banger
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cowgirldancer
The Patch, Victoria Australia
Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 2:20 AM CST
maybesoon wrote:
thats a good reply... well done... 10 out of 10 for that!!!




thankyou confused
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kizzy27
Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 2:42 AM CST
Ide have to say ...a black panther
sleek
graceful
fast
fabulous
got claws to die for
& yet still just a pussy

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kizzy27
Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 5:06 AM CST
better yet "puss in Boots"

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MetalGuru
Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 5:36 AM CST
My first instinct was to say a rabbit..........but might need a bit more thought.
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relaxin
somewhere, Queensland Australia
Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 6:58 AM CST
MetalGuru wrote:
My first instinct was to say a rabbit..........but might need a bit more thought.


o they cute n cuddly, and nibbles a little bit of everything........... rolling on the floor laughing
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relaxin
somewhere, Queensland Australia
Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 7:01 AM CST
wombat is mine. just mosing on around at my own pace.
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Twodawgz
melbourne, Victoria Australia
Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 3:16 PM CST

I'd want to be a half lion, half pig and right handed...

Some lions make out over 50 times a day, pigs orgasms lasts for 30 minutes and left handed people live 8 yrs less than right hand.
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maybesoon
brisbane, Queensland Australia
Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 3:23 PM CST
Twodawgz wrote:
I'd want to be a half lion, half pig and right handed...

Some lions make out over 50 times a day, pigs orgasms lasts for 30 minutes and left handed people live 8 yrs less than right hand.



now where did you read that,,,,,, how could anyone time a orgasm in a pig,,,, suppose the pig is smiling while all this is going on!!!!dancing banana wow!
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Twodawgz
melbourne, Victoria Australia
Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 3:29 PM CST
maybesoon wrote:
now where did you read that,,,,,, how could anyone time a orgasm in a pig,,,, suppose the pig is smiling while all this is going on!!!!


Nope but the farmer was..
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Ecoprincess
Sligo, Sligo Ireland
Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 4:04 PM CST
Twodawgz wrote:
Nope but the farmer was..



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Oh, I think I'm coming back as the Loch Ness Monster - well folk always tell me I'm a mystery so I may as well continue rolling on the floor laughing
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relaxin
somewhere, Queensland Australia
Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 6:02 PM CST
Twodawgz wrote:
I'd want to be a half lion, half pig and right handed...

Some lions make out over 50 times a day, pigs orgasms lasts for 30 minutes and left handed people live 8 yrs less than right hand.



well cow boy then that means you only had 4 mins for the day sticking out tongue thats if the lion doesnt mind your hat going up in the air after the first 8 sec sticking out tongue

i am coming back as a sow............ have you seen the farmer needs a bride? they are cute n kinky rolling on the floor laughing
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nakichicky89
bellblock, Taranaki New Zealand
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 3:24 AM CST
id go for a lion, or white tigger,
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relaxin
somewhere, Queensland Australia
Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 7:47 PM CST
or a seahorse
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CuspofMagic
Space/Energy---, Piedmont Italy
Posted: Jul 25, 2008, 1:45 AM CST
---waterdragon yay
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