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cowgirldancer The Patch, Victoria Australia
Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:21 PM CST : if you were a animal ,what would you be?
i think i would like to be a bird for the freedom
but i think that i am really a bever i work hard all day and i am never completly happy with my achievment.


cgdlips lips
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Rodles Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:34 PM CST : if you were a animal ,what would you be?
cowgirldancer: i think i would like to be a bird for the freedom
but i think that i am really a bever i work hard all day and i am never completly happy with my achievment.cgd


yes a bird for me to. just fly around all day very free animal. I would like to see you.....r bever LOL. Thats a funny add on TV with the bever
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kimmyz18 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:37 PM CST : if you were a animal ,what would you be?
A fly. So i can piss everyone off.
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cowgirldancer The Patch, Victoria Australia
Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:59 PM CST : if you were a animal ,what would you be?
yes a bird for me to. just fly around all day very free animal. I would like to see you.....r bever LOL. Thats a funny add on TV with the bever[/quote


yes i know the one i to lol when i chose my amimal

ta cgdlips
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cowgirldancer The Patch, Victoria Australia
Mon Jul 21, 2008 11:02 PM CST : if you were a animal ,what would you be?
kimmyz18: A fly. So i can piss everyone off.


you would not only piss every one off you would be living on poo and rotten food good luck with that one ,
i am sure that life cant be that bad


cgd
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maybesoon brisbane, Queensland Australia
Tue Jul 22, 2008 2:15 AM CST : if you were a animal ,what would you be?
cowgirldancer: you would not only piss every one off you would be living on poo and rotten food good luck with that one ,
i am sure that life cant be that bad cgd


thats a good reply... well done... 10 out of 10 for that!!!head banger
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cowgirldancer The Patch, Victoria Australia
Tue Jul 22, 2008 2:20 AM CST : if you were a animal ,what would you be?
maybesoon: thats a good reply... well done... 10 out of 10 for that!!!




thankyou confused
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Tue Jul 22, 2008 2:42 AM CST : if you were a animal ,what would you be?
Ide have to say ...a black panther
sleek
graceful
fast
fabulous
got claws to die for
& yet still just a pussy

Kizzylips
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Tue Jul 22, 2008 5:06 AM CST : if you were a animal ,what would you be?
better yet "puss in Boots"

lips wink
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MetalGuru Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Tue Jul 22, 2008 5:36 AM CST : if you were a animal ,what would you be?
My first instinct was to say a rabbit..........but might need a bit more thought.
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relaxin somewhere, Queensland Australia
Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:58 AM CST : if you were a animal ,what would you be?
MetalGuru: My first instinct was to say a rabbit..........but might need a bit more thought.


o they cute n cuddly, and nibbles a little bit of everything........... rolling on the floor laughing
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relaxin somewhere, Queensland Australia
Tue Jul 22, 2008 7:01 AM CST : if you were a animal ,what would you be?
wombat is mine. just mosing on around at my own pace.
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Twodawgz melbourne, Victoria Australia
Tue Jul 22, 2008 3:16 PM CST : if you were a animal ,what would you be?

I'd want to be a half lion, half pig and right handed...

Some lions make out over 50 times a day, pigs orgasms lasts for 30 minutes and left handed people live 8 yrs less than right hand.
rolling on the floor laughing
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maybesoon brisbane, Queensland Australia
Tue Jul 22, 2008 3:23 PM CST : if you were a animal ,what would you be?
Twodawgz: I'd want to be a half lion, half pig and right handed...

Some lions make out over 50 times a day, pigs orgasms lasts for 30 minutes and left handed people live 8 yrs less than right hand.



now where did you read that,,,,,, how could anyone time a orgasm in a pig,,,, suppose the pig is smiling while all this is going on!!!!banana wow
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Twodawgz melbourne, Victoria Australia
Tue Jul 22, 2008 3:29 PM CST : if you were a animal ,what would you be?
maybesoon: now where did you read that,,,,,, how could anyone time a orgasm in a pig,,,, suppose the pig is smiling while all this is going on!!!!


Nope but the farmer was..
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Ecoprincess Sligo/New Zealand, Sligo Ireland
Tue Jul 22, 2008 4:04 PM CST : if you were a animal ,what would you be?
Twodawgz: Nope but the farmer was..



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Oh, I think I'm coming back as the Loch Ness Monster - well folk always tell me I'm a mystery so I may as well continue rolling on the floor laughing
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relaxin somewhere, Queensland Australia
Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:02 PM CST : if you were a animal ,what would you be?
Twodawgz: I'd want to be a half lion, half pig and right handed...

Some lions make out over 50 times a day, pigs orgasms lasts for 30 minutes and left handed people live 8 yrs less than right hand.



well cow boy then that means you only had 4 mins for the day tongue thats if the lion doesnt mind your hat going up in the air after the first 8 sec tongue

i am coming back as a sow............ have you seen the farmer needs a bride? they are cute n kinky rolling on the floor laughing
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nakichicky89 bellblock, Taranaki New Zealand
Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:24 AM CST : if you were a animal ,what would you be?
id go for a lion, or white tigger,
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relaxin somewhere, Queensland Australia
Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:47 PM CST : if you were a animal ,what would you be?
or a seahorse
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CuspofMagic Adelaide, South Australia Australia
Fri Jul 25, 2008 1:45 AM CST : if you were a animal ,what would you be?
---waterdragon yay
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