if you were a animal ,what would you be?

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redozichick Brisbane, Queensland Australia
kizzy27: Ive got one , recently reinstated I call him 6'4....


sweet.... jealous!!!
kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
puss in boots stilllips
blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
an elephant cos they never forget .. um now where did I leave my keys? dunno
Twodawgz melbourne, Victoria Australia
blondeaozichick: an elephant cos they never forget .. um now where did I leave my keys?


Would you really want an ass that big.rolling on the floor laughing
kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Well I cant be pussin boots anymore the mods stole them & amputated my legs mumbling mumbling mumbling
So Ill have to say a gazelle at the moment ...skittish yet still poised.
blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Twodawgz: Would you really want an ass that big.


rolling on the floor laughing who says I don't already?? liar
blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
kizzy27: Well I cant be pussin boots anymore the mods stole them & amputated my legs
So Ill have to say a gazelle at the moment ...skittish yet still poised.


damn mods motorcycle sheesh.. ya can't trust anyone these days



aries45 auckland, Auckland New Zealand
A cat
CuspofMagic Crystal City, South Australia Australia
Twodawgz: Would you really want an ass that big.
wow
Cassiemild mildura, Victoria Australia
just a plain lap cat for me.. so i dont have to lift a paw.cheering
Twodawgz melbourne, Victoria Australia
I'd be a rabbit... so I could spend my life jumping from hole to hole..

kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
I was gonna say a mole but people might get the wrong idea....

They are very cute truth be knowngrin
redozichick Brisbane, Queensland Australia
I'd be a possum.....
Sleep all day....
Party all nighthead banger devil
blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
redozichick: I'd be a possum.....
Sleep all day....
Party all night


how about a snake so you can hang out in men trousers all day ?? laugh
redozichick Brisbane, Queensland Australia
blondeaozichick: how about a snake so you can hang out in men trousers all day ??


hmmm lightbulb What a fantastic ideadevil
psuedonym adelaide, South Australia Australia



Wombat

no explanation offered nor implied
sennaline adelaide, South Australia Australia
I WOULD HAVE TO SAY A TIGER ITS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE ANIMALS IN THE WORLD IM ALSO A LOVER OF ALL CAT TYPES I LOVE THE DETAILED PATTERNS ON THEM



aberfoyle Coffs Harbour, New South Wales Australia
Would have to be a black panther.

No witty reason for it.......just love them !

purple heart
kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
sennaline: I WOULD HAVE TO SAY A TIGER ITS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE ANIMALS IN THE WORLD IM ALSO A LOVER OF ALL CAT TYPES I LOVE THE DETAILED PATTERNS ON THEM



Well my pussy is clipped & waxed in detail......grin
psuedonym adelaide, South Australia Australia
i'll go with pachiderm due to my elephantman like appearance




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