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bubblesron maryborough, Queensland Australia
Sat Oct 18, 2008 4:44 PM CST : if you were a animal ,what would you be?
After much thought I would have to be an ant eater!!


Such a long and versatile tongue. devil devil devil
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blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Tue Oct 21, 2008 6:09 AM CST : if you were a animal ,what would you be?
bubblesron: After much thought I would have to be an ant eater!!Such a long and versatile tongue.



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blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Tue Oct 21, 2008 6:10 AM CST : if you were a animal ,what would you be?
I would be a cat.. then I would rule the house and be able to do whatever the fark I want peace
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Jimi123499 Central, Victoria Australia
Tue Oct 21, 2008 6:11 AM CST : if you were a animal ,what would you be?
umm ummmm

yep ok I am an animal it's all out in the open...dunno
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redozichick Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Tue Oct 21, 2008 6:12 AM CST : if you were a animal ,what would you be?
blondeaozichick: I would be a cat.. then I would rule the house and be able to do whatever the fark I want


I was gonna say I would be a pussy.... and I'd eat all the sausage I wantdevil
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blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Tue Oct 21, 2008 6:15 AM CST : if you were a animal ,what would you be?
redozichick: I was gonna say I would be a pussy.... and I'd eat all the sausage I want


don't you mean eat all the fish you want?? confused


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Jimi123499 Central, Victoria Australia
Tue Oct 21, 2008 6:24 AM CST : if you were a animal ,what would you be?
blondeaozichick: don't you mean eat all the fish you want??


now I am cofused confused

pussy, fish, sausages dunno

what do pussies eat?confused
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redozichick Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Tue Oct 21, 2008 6:25 AM CST : if you were a animal ,what would you be?
blondeaozichick: don't you mean eat all the fish you want??


confused which pussy are you talking aboutdunno

laugh
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Jimi123499 Central, Victoria Australia
Tue Oct 21, 2008 6:26 AM CST : if you were a animal ,what would you be?
redozichick: which pussy are you talking about


The fishy sausage eating ones dunno
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blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Tue Oct 21, 2008 6:30 AM CST : if you were a animal ,what would you be?
Jimi123499: The fishy sausage eating ones



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing they exist??? confused
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Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Tue Oct 21, 2008 6:44 AM CST : if you were a animal ,what would you be?
Wanna be a bear...you get to hibernate and do nothing for 6 months. Before you hibernate you get to eat yourself stupid. When you are a girl bear, you birth your children, who are the size of walnuts, while you're sleeping and wake to cute, partially grown cubs. If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business and you just swat anyone who bothers your cubs and if they get out of line, you swat them too. Your mate expects you to wake up growling and he expects that you'll have hairy legs and excess body fat, yup, wanna be a bear!!!

teddybear
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redozichick Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Tue Oct 21, 2008 6:49 AM CST : if you were a animal ,what would you be?
Jimi123499: The fishy sausage eating ones



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Jimi123499 Central, Victoria Australia
Tue Oct 21, 2008 6:55 AM CST : if you were a animal ,what would you be?
Ralf74: Wanna be a bear...you get to hibernate and do nothing for 6 months. Before you hibernate you get to eat yourself stupid. When you are a girl bear, you birth your children, who are the size of walnuts, while you're sleeping and wake to cute, partially grown cubs. If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business and you just swat anyone who bothers your cubs and if they get out of line, you swat them too. Your mate expects you to wake up growling and he expects that you'll have hairy legs and excess body fat, yup, wanna be a bear!!!


wtf............confused
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Twodawgz melbourne, Victoria Australia
Tue Oct 21, 2008 7:00 AM CST : if you were a animal ,what would you be?
Ralf74: Wanna be a bear...you get to hibernate and do nothing for 6 months. Before you hibernate you get to eat yourself stupid. When you are a girl bear, you birth your children, who are the size of walnuts, while you're sleeping and wake to cute, partially grown cubs. If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business and you just swat anyone who bothers your cubs and if they get out of line, you swat them too. Your mate expects you to wake up growling and he expects that you'll have hairy legs and excess body fat, yup, wanna be a bear!!!


Now thats a kool party trick.. rolling on the floor laughing
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Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Tue Oct 21, 2008 7:39 AM CST : if you were a animal ,what would you be?
Twodawgz: Now thats a kool party trick..


You might be amazed at what I can do, you like a little pretzel action??? blushing
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Wed Oct 22, 2008 5:50 AM CST : if you were a animal ,what would you be?
Puss in Bootsgrin
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kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
Wed Oct 22, 2008 7:29 AM CST : if you were a animal ,what would you be?
if you were a animal ,what would you be?

The farka watching you farkers now laugh
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Wed Oct 22, 2008 8:44 PM CST : if you were a animal ,what would you be?
Ralf74: Wanna be a bear...you get to hibernate and do nothing for 6 months. Before you hibernate you get to eat yourself stupid. When you are a girl bear, you birth your children, who are the size of walnuts, while you're sleeping and wake to cute, partially grown cubs. If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business and you just swat anyone who bothers your cubs and if they get out of line, you swat them too. Your mate expects you to wake up growling and he expects that you'll have hairy legs and excess body fat, yup, wanna be a bear!!!



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but ide still wax ...
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bubblesron maryborough, Queensland Australia
Wed Oct 22, 2008 9:14 PM CST : if you were a animal ,what would you be?
blondeaozichick: don't you mean eat all the fish you want??


NOPE, SHE MEANT EXACTLY WHAT SHE SAID

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ForgottenSoul Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Wed Oct 22, 2008 10:03 PM CST : if you were a animal ,what would you be?
id be a giraffe tongue dont ask laugh
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