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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Wed Oct 22, 2008 10:27 PM CST : if you were a animal ,what would you be?
ForgottenSoul: id be a giraffe dont ask



Gotta ask Im a cuirious Girl.....cool
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sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Wed Oct 22, 2008 11:05 PM CST : if you were a animal ,what would you be?
kizzy27: Gotta ask Im a cuirious Girl.....
x 2, I mean I know they have big long necks. Jesus now Im trying to picture a Giraffes man meat doh I mean I know a donkey has a ..........well you know, but not sure about giraffes dunno uh oh
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ForgottenSoul Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Thu Oct 23, 2008 1:14 AM CST : if you were a animal ,what would you be?
heh tongue ill leave that thought floating there for a while and see what you come up with wink
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sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Thu Oct 23, 2008 1:36 AM CST : if you were a animal ,what would you be?
ForgottenSoul: heh ill leave that thought floating there for a while and see what you come up with
idea Well if it's what I think you are insinuating. Which would be the size of their tongue.

I'm coming to visit your zoo.devil
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Shell225 Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Thu Oct 23, 2008 1:40 AM CST : if you were a animal ,what would you be?
I'd be a wombat...

eats roots and leaves....
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blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Thu Oct 23, 2008 1:54 AM CST : if you were a animal ,what would you be?
ForgottenSoul: heh ill leave that thought floating there for a while and see what you come up with


um... would it be because their penis's are 3 foot 2 inches long by any chance?? confused laugh
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blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Thu Oct 23, 2008 1:55 AM CST : if you were a animal ,what would you be?
Shell225: I'd be a wombat...

eats roots and leaves....


I didn't know men were also called wombats!! doh

shit you learn something new everyday roll eyes

laugh
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Thu Oct 23, 2008 2:26 AM CST : if you were a animal ,what would you be?
blondeaozichick: I didn't know men were also called wombats!!

shit you learn something new everyday



Yeah but the male EATS ,ROOTS .SHOOTS & LEAVES
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jpunk Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
Thu Oct 23, 2008 2:29 AM CST : if you were a animal ,what would you be?
A silverback gorilla!!!!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Thu Oct 23, 2008 2:48 AM CST : if you were a animal ,what would you be?
jpunk: A silverback gorilla!!!!!



Do you like to beat your chest & eat fleas?
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Thu Oct 23, 2008 2:51 AM CST : if you were a animal ,what would you be?
ForgottenSoul: heh ill leave that thought floating there for a while and see what you come up with



Gotta be the Tongue ....
well in that case I dont feel sorry for you !
All you need to do is go the the local Icecreamery ....

youll pick up for sure !

tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue


Kizzygrin
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jpunk Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
Thu Oct 23, 2008 2:53 AM CST : if you were a animal ,what would you be?
kizzy27: Do you like to beat your chest & eat fleas?




in a word.....no!!!tongue laugh
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:07 AM CST : if you were a animal ,what would you be?
jpunk: in a word.....no!!!


Ah I didnt think so you must mean because their strong , commanding & have a harem of females vieing for attention.....thumbs up
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jpunk Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:11 AM CST : if you were a animal ,what would you be?
kizzy27: Ah I didnt think so you must mean because their strong , commanding & have a harem of females vieing for attention.....



Yeah, that'll be right liar laugh grin
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ForgottenSoul Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:14 AM CST : if you were a animal ,what would you be?
kizzy27: Gotta be the Tongue ....
well in that case I dont feel sorry for you !
All you need to do is go the the local Icecreamery ....

youll pick up for sure !

Kizzy




Ahaha, much love devil devil
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:43 AM CST : if you were a animal ,what would you be?
jpunk: Yeah, that'll be right



Now dont for heavens sake spoil the fantasy !!!
Ok so if im wrong about the last statement then shock horror Nooooooooooooooooo
Please Nooooooooooooooo

You have a hairy back & Its grey!!!!!
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Tell me its not sooooooooo


Kizzylips wink rolling on the floor laughing
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Allnewtome cranbourne, Victoria Australia
Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:47 AM CST : if you were a animal ,what would you be?
cant think of an animal yet that I would be,
but you guys are killing me in hererolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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jpunk Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:53 AM CST : if you were a animal ,what would you be?
kizzy27: Now dont for heavens sake spoil the fantasy !!!
Ok so if im wrong about the last statement then shock horror Nooooooooooooooooo
Please Nooooooooooooooo

You have a hairy back & Its grey!!!!!
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Tell me its not soooooooooKizzy




rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

I wouldn't say grey.... roll eyes


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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Thu Oct 23, 2008 4:06 AM CST : if you were a animal ,what would you be?
jpunk: I wouldn't say grey....



well silver is the new grey!!!!
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jpunk Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
Thu Oct 23, 2008 4:09 AM CST : if you were a animal ,what would you be?
kizzy27: well silver is the new grey!!!!



nah, dark-haired , so it's more evidently like a gorilla !!!!! laugh
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