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iam am .. is your name popeye by any chance?

nowall we need is sxc back

Nooo Theyll raid da joint n shut me down ...but it be worth it

well hey Dawgz... if Kizzy doesn't mind, I'll help out with the missed Friday night lappy's

Think Ive got it covered baby

But hey a new kink sista maybe fill in for sxc whist shes away???
Just a thought

I have been told to report here for the strippers job as no Irishman is up for the task

When do I start and whats the pay like??

The opening hours of this bar are shite

Jim try about our 9.30 10 oclock on a week day

come on Kizzys girls say a big hello dont be shy now

Well gooooood morning Irish!!!!
Welcome to Kizzys Bar !
As proprieter of this fine establishment Ide like to let you in on a lil secret....
All strippers have to pass an ability test...with me !! YAY
BTW Kizzy loveeeesssss an Irish accent mmmm yummo
Very sexy
First drinks free
At kizzys you can do what eva ya want we encourage lewd behaiviour
I gotta spot on the floor for ya sugar pants & if ya come good for me ill give ya i nice long lapdance later


Oh & By the way ...My opening hours are AEST ya arrived at 615 am mate were all nursing hangovas or shaggin at that time

Kizzy

So am I now tallent scout

Sorry i'm a SCOTSMAN not Irish... first of all i dont do ANYTHING that is appropriate or legal ...... Shaggin...... well .... any ladies need any lessons in that one

Kizzy get this man some music, and watch out he has been know to wear a thong........under his kilt?

A Scot in Ireland.. um.. imteresting.. just wondering if there is a language barrier after a few too many drinks? (my parents had a couple of Scot and Irish friends when I was a kid.. spent most of my interactions with them just nodding, smiling & saying yes cos I couldn't understand a word they were saying when they were pissed )

oh... and you will fit in fine and dandy here if you don't do anything appropriate or legal

not what we know as 'thongs' I hope?? that wouldn't be a good look

just a quickie thanx kizzy i am on my way out to chope wood , so bottoms up and hi every one

thanx for the drink got to go my chain saw a waites me.

Charlie

just popping in for a long cold bubbly glass of Sparkling Shiraz - Hey! cowgirldancer- would like to see ya chop wood with a chainsaw-

Cusp

If ya want a quikie from this bar well you might not have any energy left to chop wood

Oh I see ya mean a drink

Cheers
Kizzy

Now youve ruined the fantasy ...I always thought the scots were freeballin under the kilt

Was gonna do the grope n discover ...

But thats ok If ya can get him up on da bar ill forgive ya ..
A veiw of the scottish highland mmmmmmm

Cheers
Kizzy

kizzy