The female point system

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Ecoprincess Sligo/New Zealand, Sligo Ireland
In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes, and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects.
Sorry, that's the way the system is set up.

Here is a guide for the point system:

SIMPLE DUTIES

You make the bed. (+1)

You make the bed but forget the decorative pillow. (0)

You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets. (-1)

You go out to buy her what she wants. (+5) In the rain. (+8)

But return with beer. (-5)

You check out a suspicious noise at night. (+1)

You check out a suspicious noise and it's nothing. (0)

You check out a suspicious noise and it's something. (+5)

You pummel it with an iron rod. (+10)

It's her pet. (-20)

SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS

You stay by her side t he entire party. (0)

You stay by her side for a while and then leave to chat with a college buddy. (-2)

Named Tina. (-10)

Who is a dancer. (-20)

And has silicone implants. (-80)

HER BIRTHDAY

You take her out to dinner. (+2)

You take her out to dinner, and it's not a sports bar. (+3)

Okay, it's a sports bar. (-2)

And it's all-you-can-eat night. (-3)

It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team. (-10)

A NIGHT OUT

You take her to a movie. (+1)

You take her to a movie she likes. (+3)

You take her to a movie you hate. (+6)

You take her to a movie you like. (-2)

It's called 'Death Cop.' (-3)

You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans. (-15)

YOUR PHYSIQUE

You develop a noticeable potbelly. (-15)

You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it. (+10)

You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts. (-30)

You say, "It doesn't matter; you have one too." (-8000)

THE BIG QUESTION

She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you lose points no matter what]

You hesitate in responding. (-10)

You reply, "Where?" (-35)

Any other response. (-20)

COMMUNICATION

When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression...(0)

You listen for over 30 minutes. (+50)

You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV. (+500)

She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep. (-4000)
CuspofMagic Adelaide, South Australia Australia
----we're all F---cked
kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Im Adding this to my profile !!!
Thx Eco
A classic thumbs up
& Cusp ...you got it baby rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing



Angel13 Boronia, Victoria Australia
What a classic applause rolling on the floor laughing
CuspofMagic Adelaide, South Australia Australia
kizzy27: Im Adding this to my profile !!!
Thx Eco
A classic
& Cusp ...you got it baby

yeah --- I knew dat already --- mum told me laugh
blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
rolling on the floor laughing LOVE it!!!!!

you rock eco head banger

I'm sure we can add to it tho rolling on the floor laughing
cowgirldancer The Patch, Victoria Australia
well my name is not tina "were is she"
i am a dancer
i dont have implants

so dont bring your girlfreind any where near me you will loose 20 pointssad flower
kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
neva played laugh



Ecoprincess Sligo/New Zealand, Sligo Ireland
kismat: neva played



Thats the only way to win wink rolling on the floor laughing
relaxin somewhere, Queensland Australia
thats pretty dam cool !!! thumbs up

so how would it work in the guys version????



Ecoprincess Sligo/New Zealand, Sligo Ireland
relaxin: thats pretty dam cool !!!

so how would it work in the guys version????



I'm sure some of the men could RISE to the occation? just think with the big head not the little one laugh



Ecoprincess Sligo/New Zealand, Sligo Ireland
cowgirldancer: well my name is not tina "were is she"
i am a dancer
i dont have implants

so dont bring your girlfreind any where near me you will loose 20 points



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing



bmachining Eastern suburbs, Melbourne, Victoria Australia
THE BIG QUESTION

She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you lose points no matter what]

You hesitate in responding. (-10)

You reply, "Where?" (-35)

Any other response. (-20)


My reply to that Q is, Fat? no way, friggen massively huge!! (then run for the hills) laugh tongue
kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
Ecoprincess: Thats the only way to win


I win!! sometimes roll eyes don't play games, take or leave it JMO drinking



lorax111 richmond, Virginia USA
Would'nt it just be easier to simply play 'rock paper scissors'


Dennis



bourbon Sunshine Coast, Queensland Australia
-12062 ... Am I doing alright? dunno
Lou29 Floating in the Riverina, New South Wales Australia
Not a bad number bourbs... man, what a catch you must be! tongue



Ecoprincess Sligo/New Zealand, Sligo Ireland
bourbon: -12062 ... Am I doing alright?


I'd worry that you weren't really a man if you had any more

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
what about + 500 if they actually know where my Gspot is located & can find it without sat nav & - 500 if they think it has anything at all to do with either A) my underware or B) My ass.

Honet to god , ive had both !!!!
Farkkkkkkkk...

Or worse , just recalled , Whats that???????



Ecoprincess Sligo/New Zealand, Sligo Ireland
kizzy27: what about + 500 if they actually know where my Gspot is located & can find it without sat nav & - 500 if they think it has anything at all to do with either A) my underware or B) My ass.

Honet to god , ive had both !!!!
Farkkkkkkkk...

Or worse , just recalled , Whats that???????


Yes a definate addition to the list, its not as if the area for invesigation is large, but it can be larger than the brain if the man thinks with his little head instead of his big head.rolling on the floor laughing




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