The female point system

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Ecoprincess Sligo/New Zealand, Sligo Ireland
lorax111: Would'nt it just be easier to simply play 'rock paper scissors' Dennis


and where my friend is the fun in that? It would be easier just to have a rutting season, but not as much fun.rolling on the floor laughing



lorax111 richmond, Virginia USA
Ecoprincess: and where my friend is the fun in that? It would be easier just to have a rutting season, but not as much fun.



LOL that is all year around, fun indeed.


Dennis ( what other species does that )



lorax111 richmond, Virginia USA
kizzy27: what about + 500 if they actually know where my Gspot is located & can find it without sat nav & - 500 if they think it has anything at all to do with either A) my underware or B) My ass.

Honet to god , ive had both !!!!
Farkkkkkkkk...

Or worse , just recalled , Whats that???????



I can find it but for the men that can not,,, give them some clues , who looses when they do not find it? ( especilay when they go excesivly astray ) ,,,, Heck what are those points good for anyway. What about a or c spot ?



Dennis
kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia

I can find it




thumbs up do you realize you are a rare and endangered species...please take care of yourself & go forth & spread the word ....
May the force be with youbowing

Kizzylips



lorax111 richmond, Virginia USA
kizzy27: I can find it

do you realize you are a rare and endangered species...please take care of yourself & go forth & spread the word ....
May the force be with you

Kizzy



Men do not take sex advice from other men, but i'll do my best.


Dennis ( most men believe that they are experts and have no time for suggestions that suggest that they are not, so if you girls want to get better results then mayhap the man will hear you.)
kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
lorax111: Men do not take sex advice from other men, but i'll do my best. Dennis ( most men believe that they are experts and have no time for suggestions that suggest that they are not, so if you girls want to get better results then mayhap the man will hear you.)


See now here is the problem .men dont take sexual advise from other men , yet when you( a woman) try to tell them , direct them well they get all defensive & think you are having a shot at their prowess as a male ...
Not all but im telling you alot ! also when asking for something in particular they take it to mean your not enjoying whats happening when n fact its just an added heightened pleasure Im seeking...
I think all this should be taught in sex ed at school...
Btw
Any guys out there wanna know where it is ??? send me an email ill give you detailed directions all anonomous I might add.could be the thang you been doing wrong all these long long long long years ...
Oh & that goes for the girls that havnt found it either...
dont be shy...
Kizzylips
blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
bourbon: -12062 ... Am I doing alright?


rolling on the floor laughing um.. with a bit of couching I'm sure you could improve on that score grin
blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
blondeaozichick: um.. with a bit of couching I'm sure you could improve on that score


oops I meant coaching of course!!! rolling on the floor laughing
kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
bourbon: -12062 ... Am I doing alright?



I thought it would be lower actually....confused



Ecoprincess Sligo/New Zealand, Sligo Ireland
blondeaozichick: um.. with a bit of couching I'm sure you could improve on that score



this reply was far more accurate rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

must fly I have an offer of a ride on the Irish forum - got them talking sex at last = like pushing jello up a bloody hill devil
blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Ecoprincess: this reply was far more accurate

must fly I have an offer of a ride on the Irish forum - got them talking sex at last = like pushing jello up a bloody hill



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing yeah that is a task and a half.. jello is so noncompliant sometimes !! frustrated rolling on the floor laughing

oh.. enjoy the ride eco thumbs up you go girl grin
bourbon Sunshine Coast, Queensland Australia
blondeaozichick: um.. with a bit of couching I'm sure you could improve on that score


Is that an offer? laugh
blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
bourbon: Is that an offer?


laugh laugh only if you think you can improve on the score grin
bourbon Sunshine Coast, Queensland Australia
blondeaozichick: only if you think you can improve on the score


That, my dear, all depends on your couching skills. wine
blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
bourbon: That, my dear, all depends on your couching skills.


oh.. my couching skills are super devilish batting
bourbon Sunshine Coast, Queensland Australia
blondeaozichick: oh.. my couching skills are ish


How many couching sessions will it take to get me to something reasonable... say -5000? confused
blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
bourbon: How many couching sessions will it take to get me to something reasonable... say -5000?


hmmm now that depends on how quick a learner you are wink
bourbon Sunshine Coast, Queensland Australia
blondeaozichick: now that depends on how quick a learner you are


Hey, I scored -12062.. that should tell you something! laugh
blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
bourbon: Hey, I scored -12062.. that should tell you something!


doh silly me.. of course it should!! rolling on the floor laughing

um.. dunno well lets see.. judging by that score.. I'm thinking you my need quite a few couching sessions to get you UP to an acceptable level *nodding knowingly*
bourbon Sunshine Coast, Queensland Australia
blondeaozichick: silly me.. of course it should!!

um.. well lets see.. judging by that score.. I'm thinking you my need quite a few couching sessions to get you UP to an acceptable level *nodding knowingly*


I'm sure that you will be able to get me UP to an acceptable level on the first session... it's my point score that I'm concerned about. blues




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