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blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Tue Aug 19, 2008 7:30 AM CST : The female point system
bourbon: I'm sure that you will be able to get me UP to an acceptable level on the first session... it's my point score that I'm concerned about.


doh sorry .. my mind cos off on these little tangents sometimes daydream

ok.. as for your point score..hmmm now THAT may take little awhile longer so might have to book you in for a few couch sessions .. unfortunately my couch is in being repaired at the moment..so will my bed |----| do for the time being? devil
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virgiomonkey Auckland, Auckland New Zealand
Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:01 PM CST : The female point system
Spot on!!!!I will pass this on to my 20 year son,this will be a good lesson for him.You can never,ever please a Woman,you are always in the wrong and it is always your 'Fault'!rolling on the floor laughing laugh thumbs up
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Ecoprincess Sligo/New Zealand, Sligo Ireland
Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:41 PM CST : The female point system
virgiomonkey: Spot on!!!!I will pass this on to my 20 year son,this will be a good lesson for him.You can never,ever please a Woman,you are always in the wrong and it is always your 'Fault'!


Such intellegence and wanting to pass it on to offspring - theres hope for the male specie yet laugh applause applause
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Tue Aug 19, 2008 6:32 PM CST : The female point system
Ecoprincess: Such intellegence and wanting to pass it on to offspring - theres hope for the male specie yet


Touch'e
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kidatheart Earth, Alberta Canada
Tue Aug 19, 2008 7:40 PM CST : The female point system
So glad none of this applies to me. I don't believe in gradients or scorecards. tongue


Just in case you were going to ask, yes, I've gotten rather used to handcream.laugh
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Tue Aug 19, 2008 10:47 PM CST : The female point system
kidatheart: So glad none of this applies to me. I don't believe in gradients or scorecards. Just in case you were going to ask, yes, I've gotten rather used to handcream.


Awwww Harry thats just sad .....comfort

Sooo when you comin to OZ?wink
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relaxin somewhere, Queensland Australia
Tue Aug 19, 2008 11:08 PM CST : The female point system
kidatheart: So glad none of this applies to me. I don't believe in gradients or scorecards. Just in case you were going to ask, yes, I've gotten rather used to handcream.


just like being with a different lady everytime, with all the different scents rolling on the floor laughing
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Wed Aug 20, 2008 12:13 AM CST : The female point system
relaxin: just like being with a different lady everytime, with all the different scents


Nah it would be the value pack sorbelene pump pack....am I right or am i right ?
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blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Wed Aug 20, 2008 2:05 AM CST : The female point system
kidatheart: So glad none of this applies to me. I don't believe in gradients or scorecards. Just in case you were going to ask, yes, I've gotten rather used to handcream.


oh? and what brand of hand cream would that be? "Creme of Mrs Palmer & Her Five Daughters" laugh
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bourbon Sunshine Coast, Queensland Australia
Wed Aug 20, 2008 7:06 AM CST : The female point system
blondeaozichick: sorry .. my mind cos off on these little tangents sometimes

ok.. as for your point score.. now THAT may take little awhile longer so might have to book you in for a few couch sessions .. unfortunately my couch is in being repaired at the moment..so will my bed |----| do for the time being?


I scored -12062 and I still make it into your bed on the first session... so much for the point system being worth anything. laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Wed Aug 20, 2008 7:21 AM CST : The female point system
bourbon: I scored -12062 and I still make it into your bed on the first session... so much for the point system being worth anything.


ohhhh .. sorry.. doh did I forget to mention my assistant.. big boy bubba... he luuuuvvvvveeeessss men who score badly .. he is the one who vets my clients for the first 5 sessions .. he likes men like you bourbs grin
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bourbon Sunshine Coast, Queensland Australia
Wed Aug 20, 2008 7:26 AM CST : The female point system
blondeaozichick: ohhhh .. sorry.. did I forget to mention my assistant.. big boy bubba... he luuuuvvvvveeeessss men who score badly .. he is the one who vets my clients for the first 5 sessions .. he likes men like you bourbs


Clients? Broken couch? Will my bed do?... have you any idea how bad this all looks? rolling on the floor laughing
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blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Wed Aug 20, 2008 7:36 AM CST : The female point system
bourbon: Clients? Broken couch? Will my bed do?... have you any idea how bad this all looks?


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing yeah well the only place I could afford was in the seedier side of town OK!! geez.. give an up and coming therapist a break will ya mumbling
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relaxin somewhere, Queensland Australia
Wed Aug 20, 2008 7:39 AM CST : The female point system
kizzy27: Nah it would be the value pack sorbelene pump pack....am I right or am i right ?


sigh sadcomfort ok kid so whats your addy.......... want to send over some samples of scented creams.... like being on a tropical holiday without even leaving home rolling on the floor laughing
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blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Wed Aug 20, 2008 7:41 AM CST : The female point system
relaxin: sad ok kid so whats your addy.......... want to send over some samples of scented creams.... like being on a tropical holiday without even leaving home


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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kidatheart Earth, Alberta Canada
Wed Aug 20, 2008 8:14 AM CST : The female point system
blondeaozichick: oh? and what brand of hand cream would that be? "Creme of Mrs Palmer & Her Five Daughters"



It beats being continually evaluated and having a mental score card of the complete history of a relationship in your head.
I briefly dated one woman that did that and she would say points for this and points taken away for that. Well it wasn't long before she was sitting alone with her calculator.laugh

I wonder if it vibrated.rolling on the floor laughing






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blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Wed Aug 20, 2008 8:45 AM CST : The female point system
kidatheart: It beats being continually evaluated and having a mental score card of the complete history of a relationship in your head.
I briefly dated one woman that did that and she would say points for this and points taken away for that. Well it wasn't long before she was sitting alone with her calculator.

I wonder if it vibrated.


rolling on the floor laughing now there is a patent for a new invention if I eva heard one!!

ok.. are you serious?? ,.. she said that??? (wish there was an emoticon of someone shotting themselves in the head!! laugh )
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relaxin somewhere, Queensland Australia
Wed Aug 20, 2008 8:49 AM CST : The female point system
kidatheart: Well it wasn't long before she was sitting alone with her calculator.

I wonder if it vibrated.


now that would be handy, everytime they were left on the seat, i wouldnt mind the education tongue
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blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Wed Aug 20, 2008 9:01 AM CST : The female point system
blondeaozichick: now there is a patent for a new invention if I eva heard one!!

ok.. are you serious?? ,.. she said that??? (wish there was an emoticon of someone shotting themselves in the head!! )


god dayam.. I meant shooting!!! typing to fast and not proof reading .. sorry mumbling
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relaxin somewhere, Queensland Australia
Wed Aug 20, 2008 9:13 AM CST : The female point system
blondeaozichick: god dayam.. I meant shooting!!! typing to fast and not proof reading .. sorry
comfort drinking drinking drinking drinking drinking drinking and thne tis al voer the place rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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