The female point system

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blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Wed Aug 20, 2008 9:24 AM CST : The female point system
relaxin: and thne tis al voer the place


rolling on the floor laughing well I do have tomorrow off work ... so.... whats a few wine gonna hurt grin
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relaxin somewhere, Queensland Australia
Wed Aug 20, 2008 9:30 AM CST : The female point system
blondeaozichick: well I do have tomorrow off work ... so.... whats a few gonna hurt


head banger head banger just a couple more lol cheers cheers
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kidatheart Southern BC/Lamont, Alberta Canada
Wed Aug 20, 2008 9:31 AM CST : The female point system
blondeaozichick: now there is a patent for a new invention if I eva heard one!!

ok.. are you serious?? ,.. she said that??? (wish there was an emoticon of someone shotting themselves in the head!! )



Yep, very serious, and she also thought I was a mind reader. laugh


How was I supposed to know I'd get 10 points knocked off for not helping withthe dishes. laugh

All she had to do was ask and I would have done the dishes myself...even naked if she wanted.shimmy
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blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Wed Aug 20, 2008 9:34 AM CST : The female point system
kidatheart: Yep, very serious, and she also thought I was a mind reader. How was I supposed to know I'd get 10 points knocked off for not helping withthe dishes.

All she had to do was ask and I would have done the dishes myself...even naked if she wanted.


I need my dishes doing grin
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redozichick Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Wed Aug 20, 2008 9:43 AM CST : The female point system
All she had to do was ask and I would have done the dishes myself...even naked if she wanted.

blondeaozichick: I need my dishes doing


me too wink grin
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kidatheart Southern BC/Lamont, Alberta Canada
Wed Aug 20, 2008 10:08 AM CST : The female point system
Somehow I get the feeling dirty dishes isn't what you ladies have on your minds.laugh

wave grin
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blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Wed Aug 20, 2008 10:14 AM CST : The female point system
kidatheart: Somehow I get the feeling dirty dishes isn't what you ladies have on your minds.


dib dib dob.. cross my heat and hope to die.. stick a needle in my eye

i hate dirty dishes more than i enjoy watching men wash them rolling on the floor laughing
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redozichick Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Wed Aug 20, 2008 10:17 AM CST : The female point system
kidatheart: Somehow I get the feeling dirty dishes isn't what you ladies have on your minds.



uh oh

wave kid
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redozichick Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Wed Aug 20, 2008 10:20 AM CST : The female point system
i hate dirty dishes more than i enjoy watching men wash them



ooooh no, I love watching men do disheswink

sit back on my chair and stare at his hot assdevil grin
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lorax111 richmond, Virginia USA
Fri Aug 22, 2008 12:45 PM CST : The female point system
How many points does it take before I get what I want? If I get enough points do I win? Do we ever get to stop playing the game?


Dennis
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Ecoprincess Sligo/New Zealand, Sligo Ireland
Fri Aug 22, 2008 3:56 PM CST : The female point system
lorax111: How many points does it take before I get what I want? If I get enough points do I win? Do we ever get to stop playing the game? Dennis


Until Death do us part honey rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


Na, you dont get what you want from points, it takes way more than points.

angel
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lorax111 richmond, Virginia USA
Fri Aug 22, 2008 8:02 PM CST : The female point system
Ecoprincess: Until Death do us part honey Na, you dont get what you want from points, it takes way more than points.


Does someone win or get an extra life at some point? This game does not sound like any fun at all.


Dennis ( eh there is a piont system but points don't count, am I susposed to understand this ,,,, do I get points if I do? what do my points get me? ,,,asuming I might get one)
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Fri Aug 22, 2008 8:10 PM CST : The female point system
Hi D, I dont thnk your supposed to understand this , just know that its all true .
The only way your gonna know youve got enough mental point is when you get a Blow Job that night !!!!LMFAO
Kizzylips
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kidatheart Southern BC/Lamont, Alberta Canada
Fri Aug 22, 2008 8:30 PM CST : The female point system
kizzy27: Hi D, I dont thnk your supposed to understand this , just know that its all true .
The only way your gonna know youve got enough mental point is when you get a Blow Job that night !!!!LMFAO
Kizzy



You have a good point!banana laugh


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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Fri Aug 22, 2008 8:39 PM CST : The female point system
kidatheart: You have a good point!


See now Kid, ya get points for that !!!!
Oh & an extra one for the hug

lips hug
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lorax111 richmond, Virginia USA
Fri Aug 22, 2008 8:46 PM CST : The female point system
kizzy27: Hi D, I dont thnk your supposed to understand this , just know that its all true .
The only way your gonna know youve got enough mental point is when you get a Blow Job that night !!!!LMFAO
Kizzy



That's all I realy wanted, seems like there should be a better system tho.


Dennis
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:09 PM CST : The female point system
lorax111: That's all I realy wanted, seems like there should be a better system tho. Dennis


In all seriousness , the real key to a womans heart ,love & insatiable affection , is simply this..... ,be a true friend to her , assist her where you can,listen to her ,feel what she is feeling,be honest always,show affection all day not just before getting into bed, Let her know she turns you on & I tell you what youll be a happy man!!!lips
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lorax111 richmond, Virginia USA
Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:34 PM CST : The female point system
kizzy27: In all seriousness , the real key to a womans heart ,love & insatiable affection , is simply this..... ,be a true friend to her , assist her where you can,listen to her ,feel what she is feeling,be honest always,show affection all day not just before getting into bed, Let her know she turns you on & I tell you what youll be a happy man!!!


I'm just being silly.....


I guess you probably know what you are talking about so thanks... I just want to be happy heck who dosen't.


Dennis
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:47 PM CST : The female point system
lorax111: I'm just being silly.....I guess you probably know what you are talking about so thanks... I just want to be happy heck who dosen't. Dennis



Aint that the truth!!!!lips hug
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relaxin somewhere, Queensland Australia
Fri Aug 22, 2008 10:38 PM CST : The female point system
[quote=lorax111 I just want to be happy heck who dosen't. Dennis

applause banana head banger drinking hug bouquet yay lifes a little to short to bother with the rest
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