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What if i get negitive points ,,,, do i live to tell?



Dennis

Yeah youll live ...just neva get head

Dream on
tho it's hard to tell
that your fooling yourself
so dream on,
dream on.......

sorry I was just singing.........

by the way...revamped mens point system

dont make the bed (+100) gonna use it again anyways
making sure the pillow is crooked! (+20)

you go out to buy her something (which will be wrong anyway) and return with beer (+500)

Check out suspicious noise and you wack it hard and it is the cat that you never liked anyways (+100) double bonus

You stay by her side at the party (-100)

You chat with a stripper named bubbles with implants (+500)
with naturals (+650) extra bonus

You have a night out with the boys cause she's had everyday with the girls (+500)

You develop a beer gut (+100) thats fine it matches her fat ass

Communication is nil (+1000)

ahhhhhhhh now I get some peace.

Just for laughs girls

You reply "compared to what?" (-50)

I do wonder if the lady who started this has some sort of personal experience in these matters ... lol

Fighting off strangers and killing spiders I can do, but bed making is only a weekly ritual and without fluffy pillows !!

Guess I lose lotsa points !!

COMMUNICATION

When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression...(0)

You listen for over 30 minutes. (+50)

You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV. (+500)

She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep. (-4000)


She wants to talk about a problem (0) I understand that. It should be a given.

You listen for over 30 minutes. (+50) This I don't. Any conversation with a specific subject that lasts for more than 10 mins is only going to turn to custard. So if your idiotic enough to sit and listen for more than 10 mins you should get minus points. Your not getting any anyway, or else they wouldn't be talking to you about a problem.
And if you wanted to TRY and get some, you had to solve it in that first 10 mins or you are just wasting brain cells and getting stressed.

You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV. (+500)
Will if you had turned TV off the moment she said she had a problem you would of avoided the talk; - because she would of been so flabergasted she would of forgotten her problem, wrapped her arms around you, said I love you, and taken you to bed.

Its so easy why did I fail

She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep. (-4000)
Well thats good use of time. This should be bonus points. Because he has used his time constructively. As above he ain't gonna fix a problem that takes 30 mins to discuss. He ain't going to get any sex nor is he going to get any sleep that night for obviuos reasons. So may as well get it now while he can.

SIMPLE DUTIES

You make the bed. (+1)
As someone else said "WHY" your gonna sleep in it again. By not making bed I can make you a nice cup of tea instead (10 pts Good use of time and thinking of other)

You make the bed but forget the decorative pillow. (0)
Will what practical purpose does the pillow serve. If it had a use we'd understand. At least we picked up the dirty laundry and got it to the washing basket

You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets. (-1)
Hey bonus most of us wouldn't do that much

You go out to buy her what she wants. (+5) In the rain. (+8)
Of course we would. But I bet most of us had/have an ulterior motive

But return with beer. (-5)
And Beer does that lessen the point loss

You check out a suspicious noise at night. (+1)
Of course we're the man. It should be zero points. Not doing it affects our manliness

You check out a suspicious noise and it's nothing. (0)
We don't care we'll have a scrach and a fart slurp or snack something from the fridge and pray a thank you to whom ever that there was nothing there and then come back with that secret hope that we may get some bonus for walking down the other end of the house for 5 min

You check out a suspicious noise and it's something. (+5)
color=blue]Better not be. Cause otherwise anybody else in the house hold will be woken as well. And then its her problem. Aany ideas we had of bonus's will go out the window.

You pummel it with an iron rod. (+10)

Bugger hit the wrong button

You pummel it with an iron rod. (+10)
Well we're men not imbeciles. We hit first and ask question second. TV taught us that. Clint was never wrong and he got his dame

It's her pet. (-20)
And how many times have we told her. Might be -20 now but after the dust settles think how many less arguments there will be over the little shit

Lol!!!

Do you think this point system penetrated?

Awesome...Good one...

....The 'list' never ends....

J.D